FLATHEAD
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Ralph approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." <br />The Marine looked at Ralph and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." <br /><br />Ralph said, "Okay" and walked away. <br /><br />The following day, Ralph once again approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." <br /><br />The Marine again told Ralph, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here." Ralph thanked him and, again, just walked away. <br /><br />The third day, Ralph approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." <br /><br />The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at Ralph and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton. I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?!" <br /><br />Ralph looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand... I just love hearing it!" <br /><br />The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow."<br />-------------------------------------------------<br />You out there Ralph??????
