Since I have reached the age where “died unexpectedly” will probably not be in my obituary I have been thinking what it should look like. I used to live on the edge of a college town and most of the men’s pictures with their obituaries were done by photo studios or they were in a suit and tie being awarded a Nobel Prize or something.
I moved several years ago to a rural area of the county and I have seen that all the obit pictures have the same 3 things in common in order of most to less.
1. He is holding a fish
2. His picture is of him 60 years ago in his military uniform
3. Sitting on his favorite motorcycle
So this will be my picture, compilation of all three. Though my ’48 Indian chief was never that clean
,and is it the oldest ever or just at the mo.......I mean has there been an older one whats karked it and this ones hanging in there but not as old yet ....or is it the actual oldest ever ever. Now the previous 2nd oldest might now be the actual 3rd oldest, or always was but didnt know it , either way ,yeah hed be pissed . Dunno if it worse to relegated back to 3rd ...or to just find out that you were always 3rd when you thought you were 2nd. I guess cant be that stressed about it or they wouldnt have lived so long . Spare a thought for his siblings,some of who fell off the edge of the world at a young age 
