Re: Rats freak me out, whats your weakness
Nothing like coming out of the shower with nothing but a towel on.. Answering the phone and hearing my son, say this: "Mom there is a Snake going into the house." Ya right, that is not funny boy... As I walked by my front doorrrrr....<br />I saw that big sucker coming in as I ran out of the house, yelling really loud.... ON THE Phone..<br />SNAKE.....SNAKE......SNAKE.... Get your dam ars over here now and get this thing out of my house NOW... Bring your gun too...<br />I hear this sound on the other end," I don't like snakes, I'm tired, call someone else that is closer".. "Thanks a-hole" click... I called my neighbor a mile down road, that is when I realized I was out in the middle of the rocks, out in front of the house with nothing but my towel on.. Oh SHT and snuck into the house to look for the snake to find it crurled up behind the door.. That is good thing.. Got a bathrobe on and put the towel on top of the snake and it went right back out the same way it intered. That sucker was 4 ft. long. It was a gardensnake.. So we have simple rules here: snake outside stays alive: Snake inside will be dead on sight. Anyway 2 days later it tried to get in again and it was a dead dude. Mom was upset at me... So when she wasn't looking I planted said dead snake inside her house... Boy, did I hear the screaming and my name being called to get my gun... So I showed up with a kitchen fork.. She's like what the hek you going to do invite it to dinner.. Well the gun is out of bullets so I grabbed what was closest to me.. So I told her, step back incase it gets away.. Now I already stabbed it with a fork already to kill it but she didn't know that... So I stabbed it again and picked it up really fast shaking it, like it was still alive.. She yelling to me to take it outside. I asked her to get the door and when she opened the slider I tossed the dead snake at her.. The funniest thing is she caught it at mid chest and about had a screaming attack... That is when she looked at it and realized it was already dead... Oh did I get yelled at that afternoon.. But it was so fun... Believe me she got me back a week later with an 18" Aligator Lizard. She put it my tool box. I wasn't to prepared for that one at all. I pissed my pants to say the least. I thought I was grabbing the long 7/8 wrench. Nope it was that dam old lizard, mom walked away saying payback is a B....
