Redneck Humor

Haut Medoc

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A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one

draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the

Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice."

:D:D:D
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Bob_VT

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Re: Redneck Humor

:) Lol
 

QC

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Re: Redneck Humor

Moving to Boating topics . . .
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Redneck Humor


I can't take full credit, another forum member dared me to post it......;)
Still funny though......:D
 

Tail_Gunner

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Re: Redneck Humor

I can't take full credit, another forum member dared me to post it......;)


Still funny though......:D


:D Haunt......... we need to have a beer good job bub....... perhap's we are not the the high and tight silent white minority.....;)
 

cheburashka

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Re: Redneck Humor

Awwww. I was expecting real redneck humor. Something like this:

A Redneck walks into a 7-11 and puts twenty-five bottles of cough syrup and a handful of food stamps on the counter. The Arab behind the counter looks over at the Mexican mopping the floor and says "You know, I've always felt that it was my faith in Allah that kept me from getting colds. How about you." The Mexican says "I've always believed that it was hard work and physical exertion that kept me from getting colds." The Arab turns to the Redneck and says "Well, what is it that causes you to catch colds. Is it godlessness or laziness?" The Redneck says "You mean this stuff works on colds too?"
 

licketdsplit756

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Re: Redneck Humor

Very inappropriate for this forum.
No more.
 
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pjc

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Re: Redneck Humor

you will be banned shortly imo ;)
 

licketdsplit756

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Re: Redneck Humor

Sorry If It Ofended Anyone. Was Just A Joke..a Little Humour Sometimes Goes Along Way. It Had To Do With Fishing Is Why I Posted It. Sorry
 

Haut Medoc

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Re: Redneck Humor

Sorry If It Ofended Anyone. Was Just A Joke..a Little Humour Sometimes Goes Along Way. It Had To Do With Fishing Is Why I Posted It. Sorry
There is still time to edit it out & save yourself from getting canned....:eek:
That is what the edit button is for.....
Hmmmm....I might quote ya though........:)
 

TNT

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Re: Redneck Humor

How's this for a Redneck Yacht?

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An Air Mattress. Now that's knee slapping funny!
 
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