mellowyellow
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probably written by derwood 
<br /><br />You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......<br />your Jedi robe is Camouflage color. <br />At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. <br />You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. <br />You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. <br />You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. <br />You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. <br />You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. <br />The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. <br />Wookies are offended by your B.O. <br />You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. <br />You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing <br />You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish.<br />You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
<br /><br />You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......<br />your Jedi robe is Camouflage color. <br />At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. <br />You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. <br />You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. <br />You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks. <br />You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. <br />You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit. <br />The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. <br />Wookies are offended by your B.O. <br />You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. <br />You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing <br />You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish.<br />You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
