Relationships

Tyme2fish

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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all threewill wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was we aring the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and
saw me, he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

I expect to get out of the hospital in June!!
 

aspeck

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Re: Relationships

T2F, you gotta watch how you word things if you want to stay out of the hospital! :D :D
 

HyperFox

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Re: Relationships

Yeeze.. I dont think id be able to type or breathe if I did that!
 

Bob_VT

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Re: Relationships

:) :) :)
 
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