Manipulator
Senior Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2005
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1.) What runs all around the yard without moving?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A Fence.<br /><br />2.) How would you rearrange the letters in the words "New Door" to make one word? <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"ONE WORD" <br /><br />Okay my friends....I expect ALL of you to get this one......<br /><br />3.) What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />An Anchor<br /><br />4.) Which is faster, hot or cold? <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Hot, because you can always catch a cold. <br /><br />5.) What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their politics or religion, agree is between heaven and earth?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />the word "AND"<br /><br />6.) What is broken when you name it? <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Silence<br /><br />7.) When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago."<br />How old is she now?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />12