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An elderly man in NORTH CAROLINA had owned a large farm for several years.<br />He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe<br />courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and<br />fixed up for swimming when it was built.<br /><br />One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't<br />been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket<br />to bring back some fruit.<br /><br />As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As<br />he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his<br />pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went<br />to the deep end.<br /><br />One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"<br /><br />The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim<br />naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he<br />said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
An elderly man in NORTH CAROLINA had owned a large farm for several years.<br />He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe<br />courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and<br />fixed up for swimming when it was built.<br /><br />One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't<br />been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket<br />to bring back some fruit.<br /><br />As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As<br />he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his<br />pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went<br />to the deep end.<br /><br />One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"<br /><br />The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim<br />naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he<br />said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
