Self Doctoring

[gaugeguy]

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Originally posted by ebb:<br /><br />oh i forgot - we're discussing self help/mutilation right? i once had a couple of moles rmvd by a doc. last summer i did it - with some ice, couple of beers(ok few, well several) and a comm grade soldering gun! crazy yes, but they are gone with just a faint pink scar now

Ebb, at Radio Shack they have a product called "freeze spray" it's used for cold shocking electronic components. It is perfect for getting rid of moles. A little spray, and in a couple days it just falls off. I haven't tried it, but one of the engineers here did it, without beer

 

[tylerin]

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Large cuts that require stitches, I just use crazy glue....It works

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

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I cut a mole off with a knife last summer. I didn't think that thing was ever going to stop bleeding. Cured me of self surgery.

 

[oddjob]

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I cut a mole off with a knife last summer. I didn't think that thing was ever going to stop bleeding. Cured me of self surgery. <br />

Since you brought it up... ..so did I. It was on the inside of my leg..getting larger each year...it had to go...with a pair of good scissors. I new it would bleed profusely..applied huge bandage and limped all day. No trace of a scar. Cant believe I waited so long. <br /><br />I had a friend who told me his father removed his own hemroid (sp) in a foxhole in WW2.

 

[POINTER94]

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Hey,<br /><br />Looks like I need to update my medicine cabinet.<br /><br />1.) Crazy glue.<br />2.) Septic pencil<br />3.) Lots of beer<br />4.) Sodering iron<br /><br />I cut skin tabs off all the time. (Damn you dad and those bad genes) Sometimes without beer too.!!<br /><br />Do you really need to go to the doctor to have stitches removed? I never have.<br /><br />LF- I have an ongoing case of anal glaucoma, and I fear it will be getting worse now that my boat will be out in a few weeks.

 

[Carphunter]

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lol at Ladyfish! <br /><br />I once took one of my wife's pain pills. Thats the best I ever felt, and I didn't even care about getting hurt.

 

[gaugeguy]

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Did it cure your PMS carpy?

 

[LadyFish]

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It wasn't exactly self doctoring but our Nephew came to visit a few years ago, I guess he was 16 then, and while we were away from the house decided to pierce his own nipples.<br /><br />I freaked out. Worried that he had some kind of self mutilation problem. Come to find out it was just a fad with him. He knew he was too young to get it done legally, same with tattoos. He now has both.<br /><br />And Mr. LF, I remember when you did that it was hanging by a little piece and I had to do the last part. Still turns my stomach.

 

[rwise]

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I have set a few broken bones, cut out splinters, taped up wounds, etc. Can I bill me know?

 

[mikeandronda]

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Rwise......Set a few bones? yer a bigger man then I.

 

[tylerin]

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Originally posted by Ladyfish<br /> I once diagnosed myself with anal glaucoma

Being the self-doctoring person I am, I would try blowing a little green smoke.....(EDIT)......in the vicinity

 

[Carphunter]

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lol at guageguy. <br /><br />Didn't really cure anything, but made it where I really didn't care if I had anything. Does that make sense? <br /><br />What is PMS anyway, Postal Man Syndrome.

 

[gaugeguy]

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PMS = time to go fishing