Share Your Favorite Movie Lines

Ralph 123 · Jul 28, 2003

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Ryan, [Tommy digging] "I found a lung. I found a wing!" [Henry barfs] blaahhhh - Oh God that is so bad... Cut to morning Henry washing out trunk [Karen] "ew Henry what's that smell?" [Henry] I hit a skunk Karen! Just take the kids and go! At Ma's house on the way to burry him (spats I think his name was) [Tommy] Ma it's ok I borrow this knife? I hit a deer and its whatyacall it paw, its paw, is stuck in the grill. I gotta cut it outa there ya now Ma It's a sin.. [Ma] Ya ok, just make sure you bring it back, ya know.. later.. [Ma] When are you gonna find a nice girl and settle down like Henry? [Tommy] Ma I settle down with a different nice girl evry night and then I come home to you - ya know - you're my girl... I love you....

DaleT · Jul 28, 2003

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"Everyone is on their feet screaming, kill kill kill. This is hockey!" Slapshot Jim Carr, announcer

11 footer · Jul 28, 2003

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Hey Ralph, I just read your profile, I've seen your boat in boston harbor, I think.

Ralph 123 · Jul 28, 2003

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Kind of tough to miss her. She has straight thru hull exhaust with twin 350s so she is really loud (too loud - I'm looking for silencers now) That's where I play a lot so you likely did. I also play a lot off Hull down to plymouth and North up Lynn or so. What are you in and where do you run?

11 footer · Jul 28, 2003

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I was in hull with my uncle when I say you. At that time is was in a Galixey 21foot bowrider. But I mostley come from the mistic river in my 1975 11foot boston whaler. 15hp mercury on the transom. I go all the way to hull in my whaler too.

Ralph 123 · Jul 29, 2003

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Did I have her opened up?

Hope I wasn't doind anything embarassing

Was the galaxy Red?

Ralph 123 · Jul 29, 2003

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Back to the topic: SBN's ladies touch post reminded me of this one: Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't shoot 'em (movie?)

miloman · Jul 30, 2003

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get busy livin or get busy diein Shaw shank redemption best line

SeaMasterZ@aol.com · Jul 30, 2003

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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" (Jeeze, here we go, Im back in trouble with JB again, lol)

SoulWinner · Jul 30, 2003

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"It puts the lotion on!!!" Joe Dirt

gaugeguy · Jul 30, 2003

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"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' son" "Hell with them fellas, buzzard's gotta eat, same as the worm." The Outlaw Josey Wales

knobby · Jul 30, 2003

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"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges!"

nitsuj · Jul 30, 2003

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Smokey and the Bandit: "Boy, when we get home, I'm gonna punch your momma right in the mouth!" "There is no way, NO WAY, you came from my loins." From Cannonball Run: "Sammy Davis Jr.: Don't worry, god is our co-pilot Dean martin: We're driving a Ferrari, 2 seats, wheres he gonna sit?" Real Genius: "Great it works! Now, if we can only keep it from exploding"

11 footer · Jul 30, 2003

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nitsuj, I thought I was the only one who watched Smokey and the bandit!!! Here is one, "what we'er dealing with hear, is a complete lack of respect for the law"

nitsuj · Jul 30, 2003

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It's my favorite movie of all time!!! Sheriff: The fact that you're a sheriff is not germane to the situation. Bufford T. Justice: The godamn Germans don't got nothing to do with it. I'm in hot pursuit, don't you hear good?

snapperbait · Jul 30, 2003

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<Max> Pain.. He wants to talk about pain... I had a gall stone the size of a baseball..... <John> Gall stones, gall stones are for *****s.. When I had the shingles did ya see me in here complaining to Phill about it, ha, did ya... <Max> Shingles shmingles... When I had my ulcers I was farting razor blades... Another favorite is the scene in Cannonball Run when Dean Martin and Sammy Davis are arguing with Burt and Dom by the side of the road... When Burt Calls sammy "the chocolate monk"...

Priceless...

plywoody · Jul 30, 2003

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Here's one for you: "Sometimes being a ***** is all a woman has to hang on to" from Delores Claiborne

Ralph 123 · Jul 31, 2003

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from the movie As good as it gets: [Ditsy blonde receptionist] I have to ask you, how do you write women so well? [Jack N] It's easy, I think like a man and then I take away all accountability and reason Women have choices. Men have responsibilities (movie?)

SeaMasterZ@aol.com · Jul 31, 2003

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Ah, smokey and the bandit, SO MANY great lines .... (with classic, CLASSIC Gleason gesturing and facial affect .. Im the visual guy remember!)There is no way, NO WAY that YOU come from MY LOINS ... (and then he says!) When I get home Im gonna punch you momma in da mout! When Junior flies into a creek after yet another crash of the beleagured JusticeMobile (mid seventies Pontiac Lemans ... I guess they trashed a few dozen of em!) (Tender, caring fatherly tones) Junior, are you alright? (soaking wet Junior sitting in slimy pond water "Yes daddy" (agitated Gleason tones a la Buford) You would be you sh!t!) You barrel of monkey nuts! you tick turrd! Truck stop, southern, many rednecks looking ... Daddy, my zipper is stuck! Gleasonesque flourish, tossing the cigarette away, then fixing Juniors zipper (for those who havent seen the movie, "Junior" is about six foot three, rawboned and would have been a good Tarzan if he wasnt typecast as a dolt!) Then realizes that there is that audience of Rednecks staring ... hissed in extreme anger get in the car junior but daddy ... GET IN THE CAR JUNIOR once safely in the car, Gleason is SO MAD he can hardly speak Dont you evah, EVAH embarass you daddy lak dat again!!! (and if memory serves, another round of I said it before, ill say it again, there is no way, NO WAY that YOU come ...etc etc Justice has just knocked Sherriff Little off a busted bridge into da drink ... Little is BIG, black and thoroughly pisssed (think Jim Brown at 6-10 or so, lol)(other old guys on here, explain Jim Brown to the younger folk) Justice said something to the effect that hes looking for Sherrif Little ... Little is standing next to his car down in the river, can still tell hes a monster I AM SHERRIFF LITTLE!!! Oh ... and then that classic Gleason beat, impeccable timing " you, ah, sounded taller on da radio .. hehehe gets back into the car, and mutters under his breath "Knew it was gonna be trouble when dey gave dem people da vote" I could go on and on, but how bout this one, Justice in hawt pahsuit, and The Bandit slips by ahead of a Funeral Procession ... Justics of course stops, ever the southern old school gentleman, and hat solemnly held over his heart, rolling his eyes in exasperation, hears his son say, "He had a lot of friends,didnt he Daddy?" Gritting his teeth, he seethes, "I wished dey had creamated the sum biotch! LOL, what a classic movie! (dont post any more Bandit lines, you just trigger more of them, lol) As good as it gets, the scene where the gay guy (brilliantly played and academy awarded or at least nominated by Greg Kinnear) perfectly mimes Nicholson and does the fur bag monlog, too funny! The Cannonball run outtakes is where one of my funniest memories lives .... Burt pokes his finger into Dean Martins rosary beads and says "Ill take these bleeds and stick em up your nose Martin doesnt miss a beat. Jabbing his finger into the beads, says, these bleeds? you gonna take THESE f#ckin bleeds and stick em up my nose???? Burt falls over laughing, lol, great movie too

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