She was so blonde that-----------

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Face, eyes?<br />What's them things.<br /><br />I don't look at them cause my wife cuts the grass and I don't have to. :D
 

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I'm with SBN - I'm here on iboats while she is doing dishes, cleaning the house, and getting the little one ready for the evening. She's a keeper, don't need to look at anything else! ;)
 

FSHKPR

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mines a keeper too aspeck but i am not dead! I always tell her when i get caught looking. "Your not the only gorgeous woman in the world"
 

aspeck

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Did I mention she was lookin' over my shoulder? ;)
 

FSHKPR

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haha you are sneaky aspeck! Smart too! :D
 

Topmason

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Just cuz your on a diet, don't mean you can't read the menu! ;)
 

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I got talking to a girl at school today. . . . . She told me about her dads big sport fisher and the richey rich place they keep it, , , she also has her own 13ft whaler. . . .I think I want to get to know this girl better ;)
 

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Yea Ryan, just make sure she ain't one of them spoiled little rich kids.<br /><br />They make me sick some times. :D
 

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Forget what SBN said.<br />If shes a spoiled rich kid, cling to her like velcro :) :p
 

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Not me, I had enough of them snot nosed little brats when I was in school.<br />Always thought they were better than everyone else.<br /><br />But hey Ryan, whatever trips the trigger I guess.<br /><br />You know, different strokes for different folks.<br /><br />Just give me a good ol country gal.<br />They know how to treat you right.
 

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Jesus!!! I just noticed!!! She's Wearing a HAT!!!
 

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Although I can't see it in the picture I just bet that I am right on the next one. I say shes got perfect legs too, you know, the kind that go from her feet to her uh uh uh "area immediatly below the waist".
 

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I sent the "Wish they Were" picture to an X blonde girl friend and she sent this back, <br /><br />One day my housework-challenged husband<br />decided to wash his sweatshirt. <br />Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"<br />I replied. "What does it say on the shirt?"<br />He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."<br />And you think blondes are dumb....<br /><br /> :)
 

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I agree with rosco!
 

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My wife is going to have a halloween party at work, they get to wear costumes. One of her favorite movies is 'Legally Blonde'. She has gotten all the pink clothes and a little stuffed dog to go as the main character. I was talking to her and ask her if any one would recognize that she was going as 'Ell Woods' the main character in the movie. she replied, whos that, i am going as 'Legally Blonde'.<br /><br />By the way, yes she is a blonde
 

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Actual 911 call from a blonde:<br /><br />911: "911, what's your emergency?"<br /><br />Blonde: "Come quick! My house is on fire!"<br /><br />911: "Okay ma'am, stay calm and tell me how to get to your house."<br /><br />Blonde: "Well DUH! In a big red truck!"
 

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At least she didn't dial 199. :p
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN <br /> <br />I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.<br />OMG
 
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