SpinnerBait_Nut
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.<br /><br />One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she<br /><br />was pregnant.<br /><br />Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would give<br /><br />her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy and dÎsecretly have the<br /><br />child.<br /><br />If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child<br /><br />support until the child turned 18.<br /><br />She agreed, but asked, "How will you know when the baby was born?"<br /><br />To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write<br /><br />Spaghetti on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments<br /><br />to begin.<br /><br />One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey,<br /><br />you received a very strange post card today," she said. "Oh, just give it<br /><br />to me and I will explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched<br /><br />as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.<br /><br />On the card was written: <br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meat<br /><br />balls, one without. 
