Spotted the Mullet Brigade on the lake (pics)

[anyfishlldo]

Went to the lake Monday and the wife says "Honey, get your phone and take a pic, you gotta see this" and here is what I saw:

Sorry I couldn't zoom it more but here are some of the finer details:

The "craft" appears to be 6 55 gal. blue plastic drums sheathed with a untreated 2X8 deck and edge.

The cover is your standard back yard canopy

The big black drum on deck is holding a keg

The "rail" is believe it or not a commercial tennis net (I am assuming purloined)

All of this topped off by a fine newer Merc. 50hp outboard

And the two gentlemen in this boat were sporting the absolute top of the line mullets and damn proud of the whole big picture.


Just thought you guys might find this funny, I sure did.

 

[oddjob]

Re: Spotted the Mullet Brigade on the lake (pics)

Funny!...baring the mullets I'm impressed. 8).


Er ...but are the canapy polls dragging in the water?:/

 

[rottenray6402]

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:^:^:^

 

[anyfishlldo]

Re: Spotted the Mullet Brigade on the lake (pics)

Funny!...baring the mullets I'm impressed. 8).


Er ...but are the canapy polls dragging in the water?:/

Yep, I think maybe they're using them as downriggers.

 

[ricksrster]

Re: Spotted the Mullet Brigade on the lake (pics)

Keg on boat ( ? ) around where I live is a crime.

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

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I know what you mean Rick. LF & I lived in Tx. for about 5 yrs. before we went back to NY for a visit. Back then you could have a beer while driving here in Tx.

When my sis & BIL picked us up at the airport in NY I had them stop at a convinience store and bought a 12 pack. My BIL almost ran off the road when I popped the top on one in the car. He stopped and we had to put the 12 pack in the trunk because it was opened. NY laws came flooding back but it still seemed weird. Tx. is pretty much the same as NY these days. Guess what...drunk driving fatalities are way down. Amazing.

 

[NBE]

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I guess having the keg on board would be ok if they weren't drinking. But who would have a mullet and not be drinking?

 

[KRS]

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any woman with a mullet-man must be drunk off her rocker

 

[Mark42]

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"And the two gentlemen in this boat were sporting the absolute top of the line mullets and damn proud of the whole big picture."


What are mullets? I mean besides fish.

 

[anyfishlldo]

Re: Spotted the Mullet Brigade on the lake (pics)

The mullet is the increasingly rare hairstyle worn by predominantly white scumbags seen in all regions of the country. It is often described as "Business in the front, party in the rear" because of the short front and sides and long hair in back. It is often accompanied by a cheezy t-shirt, cut off jeans, cheap domestic beer, and frequently a ElCamino (or the like) in very bad disrepair.

They can often be seen with a female of the same species who will very often be sporting a "femullet" of her own, and sometimes a black eye too.

An example:

Here is a great resource on the mighty mullet:

http://www.ratemymullet.com/

 

[STL Towman]

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"The mullet is the increasingly rare hairstyle worn by predominantly white scumbags" wow thats so nice of you to look at someone that way just by there haircut!!! and for the record i dont have a mullet i have a chrome dome but if i did have hair i owuld sport a mullet for no other reaosn thn to **** people off and be called a scumbag!!!

 

[Ripfence]

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Uhh... I am pretty sure it was a joke dude. Lighten up, you'll live longer.

"The mullet is the increasingly rare hairstyle worn by predominantly white scumbags" wow thats so nice of you to look at someone that way just by there haircut!!! and for the record i dont have a mullet i have a chrome dome but if i did have hair i owuld sport a mullet for no other reaosn thn to **** people off and be called a scumbag!!!

 

[RubberFrog]

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Uhh... I am pretty sure it was a joke dude. Lighten up, you'll live longer.

Obviously it was a joke! The guy even posted a picture of himself!

 

[Mark42]

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Ahhh, now I know what you call that hair style. In these parts, it is common for lesbians to wear a "mullet". Don't see too many guys wearing them around here anymore.

 

[rottenray6402]

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What do you suppose the prescription bottles on the table have in them? Possibly Rushes little blue pills? Whatever they are apparently you can take them with alcohol.

 

[anyfishlldo]

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Obviously it was a joke! The guy even posted a picture of himself!

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Yep, just a little humor there. You should be able to see I have a sense of humor what with my styling wife beater, cool gold chains and happening mullet.

I think I'll have some more of those oxycontin sitting on the table, they always make me laugh.

 

[anyfishlldo]

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Ahhh, now I know what you call that hair style. In these parts, it is common for lesbians to wear a "mullet". Don't see too many guys wearing them around here anymore.

Yes, that one is the famous "femullet".

 

[studlymandingo]

Re: Spotted the Mullet Brigade on the lake (pics)

mullet AKA "shlong" short in front -long in back.

 

[PlayDoh]

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PARTY ON GARTH

 

[RubberFrog]

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mullet AKA "shlong" short in front -long in back.

I always thought the "shlong" was something else.