jtexas
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a few quotes:
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
How young can you die of old age?
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press?
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
How young can you die of old age?
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band."
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
