heycods
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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;<br /> <br />Can you cry under water?<br /> <br />How important does a person have to be before they are considered<br />assassinated instead of just murdered?<br /> <br />Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . But it's only a "penny for<br />your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?<br /> <br /> <br />Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried<br />in for eternity?<br /> <br />Why does a round pizza come in a square box?<br /> <br />What disease did cured ham actually have?<br /> <br />How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a<br />good idea to put wheels on luggage?<br /> <br />Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like<br />every two hours?<br /> <br />If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?<br /> <br />Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?<br /> <br />Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars<br />to look at things on the ground?<br /> <br />Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you<br />naked anyway.<br /> <br />Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?<br /> <br />Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible<br />crisp, which no decent human being would eat?<br /> <br />If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about <br />him?<br /> <br /> <br />Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?<br /> <br />If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, <br />why can't he fix a hole in a boat?<br /> <br />Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't <br />point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?<br />> <br />Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both<br />dogs!<br /> <br />If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he<br />just buy dinner?<br /> <br />If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,<br />what is baby oil made from?<br /> <br />If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br /> <br />Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?<br /> <br />Why did you just try singing the two songs above?<br /> <br />Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but <br />call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your b#@^%?<br /> <br />Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,<br />but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
