Subject: New Holiday Proposal

KaGee

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P.O.N.Y. and MIKEANDRONDA have given me thought to the following:<br /><br />Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. <br /><br />Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their <br />life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been proposed. <br /><br />I suggest March 20th now be officially "Steak & SEX Day." <br /><br />Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love <br />him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a nice juicy steak and the best <br />sex you have ever given! That's it. <br /><br />This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Sex Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. <br /><br />The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help <br />bring love and peace to this crazy world. <br /> :cool:
 

Pony

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

Makes sense to me ;)
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

I think we need to add Sleep in to the mix. Steak, Sex, and Sleep. That closes the door on any unwanted communications that could ruin a perfect evening. :D :D
 

KaGee

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

Originally posted by Limited-Time:<br /> I think we need to add Sleep in to the mix. Steak, Sex, and Sleep. That closes the door on any unwanted communications that could ruin a perfect evening. :D :D
OMG! Good point. :D :D
 

deputydawg

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

And beer but it must be followed or preceeded by a stack of pancakes in the morning!
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

Bob and Tom radio comics have already started your "dream" Day. Except it's JB's initials backward!!
 

one more cast

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

Great Idea, C&P to all my friends and family. The name Steak and Sex day may be offensive to some (not me) so maybe we should call it KG day.
 

rolmops

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

I suspect that,this steak and sex day will be preceeded and followed by several honey do days.<br />Be careful for what you wish and remember Germaine Greer.
 

KaGee

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

Originally posted by Tyme2fish:<br /> Bob and Tom radio comics have already started your "dream" Day. Except it's JB's initials backward!!
I modified to keep it ZAP proof T2F. :cool:
 

QC

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

That's all I have to do to get pancakes?
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Subject: New Holiday Proposal

Does that mean I have to give up what I'm getting now? Geesh, I get that several times each month...<br /><br />Guys, I FEEL your PAIN and hope you the best! :D
 
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