Supply a caption for these!

Bubba1235

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Its too cold for boating (and if its not where you are then I hate you :D ) so heres a bit of a fun pass time, supply a caption for these photos.
 

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winfan

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

Pic 1 Sorry couldn't find the brake.

Pic 2 Where's the beef?

Pic 3 Told the wife not to sell the boat.
 

mkuehnl

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1 Yes, this is the way to store the dingy!
2 I love all inclusive cruise ships.
3 Yes, I am at my desk every day at 8:00 AM.
 

eaglejim

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1.Inventing the pass thru hull
2.I am the weight tester
3.Also doubles as the dinner table
 

slasmith1

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1. What do you mean boats don't have brakes?
2. Got milk?
3. Divorce sucks but i'm still fishing.
 

LongLine

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1 - Don't mind me...just passing through...
2?
3?

Tom B.
(LongLine)
 

redfury

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1. Now that we have the outboard sponsons in place, lets fold back the top and cruise in the open air.
2. Buoyancy test : PASS
3. Mercury Marine: now bringing the table to the dinner.
 

D.spencer

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1. Hmmmmm... The CL ad says it included a RIB but that doesn't look like one to me... 2. "Look ma, no motor" 3. Nag-Nag-Nag, "clean off the kitchen table she says", I'll clean the darn table. ha-wait till she says for me to do the laundry...
 

tmcalavy

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

Pic 1: "I said...MAKE A U-EY!"
Pic 2: "I gots to get me a trollin' motor."
Pic 3: "Clean the table...Clean the table, nag, nag...I'm outta here."
 

mthieme

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, ......
2. The mate was a mighty sailing man, .......
3. The weather started getting rough, ........

Great idea.
I can't explain why the theme to Gilligan's Island came to mind.:p
 

dwyork@hotmail.com

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1. Craigslist Add: Great Boat in amazing shape, small hole in hull , just needs a little fiberglass and a little TLC.

2. This boatkini fits Real Nice!

3. I like my boats the same way that I like my women: All Legs and No Drawers!
 

phwrd

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

# 1 - Thanks for the jump, will be on my way now.
# 3 - Redneck dinner cruise.
 

Mark_VTfisherman

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1- How many hinges is Billy bringin?
2- I don't know why my wife won't use the tender!
3- I'm a woodworker: 'told you I could plane a table top.
 

mphy98

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1 what the h##$
2 thar she blows
3 daddys in trouble
 

HVSTRINE

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1. Drivethru Open Late!
2. Fat guys have small dingies.:redface:
3. A table with a view.
 

Tail_Gunner

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

Damm simple stuff...that's wize one trying to catch up with me in his old barge..... Guess he want looking when another old barge got in his way..;)

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He gets a bit excited when he thinks he's in the game..:D....:p.......Notice that poorly fabricated dog house was blown away...:eek:
 

chiefalen

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1- You mean this isn't the way to park a boat?

2- Thought i would see if me blowing wind can move the boat?

3- Heres a guy that travels takes everything including the kitchen table.
 

Utahboatnut

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1- I swear the light was green.

2- Why won't this thing plane out.

3- A place to sit down and eat after a hard day fishing.
 

magillacuddy

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1) I said I wanted thru-hull EXHAUST
2) The sales guy said it was a family boat
3) ??
 

ArkBoater

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Re: Supply a caption for these!

1) Driver: "For the last time, when you say 'LEFT' does it mean I need to go to the left or avoid something to the left?"

2) Quit playing with your dingy!
OR
2) Do you think I need a Hydrofoil or a trim tabs to help it plane out??

3) You've heard of the Deckboat....Now meet...THE TABLEBOAT!
 
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