heycods
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A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. <br />With great emphasis he said, <br />"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." <br /><br /> <br />With even greater emphasis he said, <br />"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." <br /> <br />And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he s! aid, <br />"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." <br /><br /> <br />Sermon complete, he sat down. <br /> <br />The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, <br />"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
