The Lie Clock

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

I did not know this and find it pretty interesting.<br />______________________________________________<br />"The Lie-Clock"<br /> <br />A man died and went to heaven. As he stood<br />in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he<br />saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He<br />asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter<br />answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone<br />on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie<br />the hands on your clock will move."<br /> <br />"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"<br />"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have<br />never moved, indicating that she never<br />told a lie."<br /> <br />"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock<br />is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's<br />Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have<br />moved twice, telling us that Abe told only<br />two lies in his entire life."<br /> <br />"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />keep going, it's worth the scroll.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Almost.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using<br />it as a ceiling fan." <br />_________________________________________<br />I know, bad Spinner, bad.

 

[deputydawg]

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Last time I heard that one it was Clintons clock. <br />Still a good one though.

 

[Holdimhook]

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Good 'un! This one applies no matter who's in office.

 

[stan_deezy]

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Originally posted by deputydawg:<br /> Last time I heard that one it was Clintons clock. <br />Still a good one though.

Nope I'm sure we didn't hear about Clinton's cLock in the UK we did however hear about his..........................................

 

[RPJS]

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Originally posted by Stan_Deezy:<br />

Originally posted by deputydawg:<br /> Last time I heard that one it was Clintons clock. <br />Still a good one though.

Nope I'm sure we didn't hear about Clinton's cLock in the UK we did however hear about his..........................................

Cigar!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KaGee]

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Originally posted by deputydawg:<br /> Last time I heard that one it was Clintons clock. <br />

Same here.

 

[Twidget]

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The first time I heard it it was about something else.