SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Anesthesia"<br /> <br />A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital<br />where his teenage son was about to have an<br />operation. Watching the doctor's every move,<br />he asked, "What's that?"<br /> <br />The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic.<br />After he gets this he won't know a thing."<br /> <br />"Save your time, Doc," exclaimed the man.<br />"He don't know nothing now."<br />____________________________________________<br />"What Day Is It?"<br /> <br />Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to<br />her husband, "I bet you don't know what day<br />this is."<br /> <br />"Of course I do," he indignantly answered,<br />getting up from the table and going out the<br />door to the office.<br /> <br />At 10am, the doorbell rang. When the woman<br />opened the door, she was handed a box<br />containing a dozen long-stemmed red roses.<br /> <br />At 1pm, a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her<br />favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a<br />boutique delivered a designer dress.<br /> <br />The woman couldn't wait for her husband to<br />come home. When he did, she exclaimed,<br />"First the flowers, then the chocolates and<br />then the dress! I've never had a more<br />wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"
