TOP SALE !!!

scrapper

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A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Toronto and goes to abig "everthing under one roof department store and asks for a salesmans job, <br />The boss really needed help so he said that he would give the guy a try , that he could start first thing tomorrow and the boss would check backwith him at end of the day to see how many sales he had made. <br />After the store was locked up at the end of the next business day , the boss came down and said " how many sales did you make today?" the kid replied "one" sir, Just one! our people average at least 20 or 30 a day how much was the sale for? the kid says $101,237.64 .... What the hell did you sell?! The kid said " first I sold a man a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, then a large fishhook, Then I sold him a fishing rod,.... He told me he was going fishing out on Lake Erie so I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft/With trailer, He didnt think his Honda Civic would pull it , So I took himdown to the Auto Dept. and sold him That 4x4 Blazer. WOW !! The guy came in to buy a fish hook and you sold him all that ?! No said the kid " He came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife , and I said to him "Well, your weekends shot , you might as well go fishing :D
 

heycods

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Re: TOP SALE !!!

Im not gonna try that, I just mention putting a little money in my Bass Boat fund and the roof comes off. ;)
 

Limited-Time

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Re: TOP SALE !!!

:D :D :D That will teach her to send him after tampons...(Fade in music.... Meat Loaf)..........I would do anything for love.....................But I won't do that NO I won't do that...... :D :D
 
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