Truck Driver + Penquins

dolluper

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This truck driver had a load of Penquins he was delivering to the zoo ,on his route there he had some truck problems and the truck just died.He was on the shoudler of the road with the hood up and trying to fix the truck,when a Newfoundlander pulled up and said: Got truck problems eh I'Ll give you hand.So the two of them tried everything and could not get the truck to run.The truck driver says to the Newfoundlander,Boy I'm in a bind here,I have to get these Penquins to the zoo or I'II loose my job,I'll give you 200 bucks if you take them to the zoo for me.The Newfoundlander says Sure no problem boy load em up.They load the Penquins up and the Newfoundlander drives off with the load of Penquins.A couple off hours later the truck driver gets his truck going,so he heads down to the zoo to see if the Penquins got delivered.He's about two blocks away from the zoo and he spots the Newfoundlander walking down the street heading away from the zoo and he has all the Penquins following him.So he pulls up and says to the Newfoundlander.What the heck are you doing I gave you 200 bucks to take those Penquins to the zoo your going the wrong way.The Newfoundler responses.Not a problem there boy.I did that allready I got some money left over so now I'm taking them to the movies
 

rottenray6402

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Re: Truck Driver + Penquins

Is this like "You can always tell a Newfie but you can't tell him much"?
 

ZooMbr

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Re: Truck Driver + Penquins

They have been doing seismic testing in the ranch area. Today a couple of guys were going in to pick up sensor lines. I asked if they were about though with this area. Guy replied they were cleaning up an going home; I asked, wheres home. He replied Newfoundland. I said you're a Newfie and they let you play with explosives! He just cracked up.<br /><br />Most all Newfie I've met up here are really great guys -- take the jokes quite well.
 
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