SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Bald Eagle"<br /> <br />One day a man was walking in the woods<br />when he got lost. For two days he roamed<br />around trying to find a way out. He had not<br />eaten anything during this period and was<br />famished.<br /> <br />Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle.<br />He killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly,<br />a couple of park rangers happen to find him<br />at that very moment, and arrested him for<br />killing an endangered species.<br /> <br />In court, he plead innocent to the charges<br />against him, claiming that if he didn't eat the<br />bald eagle he would have died from starvation.<br />The judge ruled in his favor.<br /> <br />In the judge's closing statement he asked the<br />man, "I would like you to tell me something<br />before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald<br />eagle, nor ever plan on it. What did it taste like?"<br /> <br />The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross<br />between a <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />whooping crane and a spotted owl..." 