Ven Two Minnesootins Meet Oop Nort

[neumanns]

Ven two Minnesootins meet oop nort on da lake fichen!<br />Haydair...Lobuddy<br />Benearlong...Coplhours<br />Crieps,cetchenenny...Yepgoddafew<br />Vairdaybittn...Oberdair<br />Kindarday...Valleyeennordern<br />Ennysizetooum...Cuplapowns<br />Oofda, bittenard...ya nohowdeyar<br />Vahchaoozin...Dalindyrik<br />Fichenondaboddum...Rydoopneardaboddum<br />Howdeeperya...Bouttvenyfeet<br />Oh, Vachadrinkin...Hadacouplabeers<br />Velligoddago...Tubad<br />Seeyaround...Yeahtakideeze<br />Guluk...Yoobetcha<br /><br />I know there are simular ones out there but just thought I would add our version. Credit wherever credit is do, I did not write this.

 

[DJ]

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Uffda! Ya sure, you betcha!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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I know!!!!! I know!!!!!!!!<br /><br />They don't catch any Muskies.

 

[ndemge]

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ha... love it...<br /><br />just sent it to the 2 people I know up yonder

 

[gonfishn]

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I'd swear you were from kentucky ifn I had not met ya..bad part about it i undersand it all....

 

[miloman]

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that was funny mae me laugh

 

[Bart Sr.]

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[bubbakat]

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wad he say wad he say

 

[ooootis]

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roflmao almost didnt skim the rest cause i thought well never mind what i thought haha

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Ole and Sven were having a good time while fishing on a small lake in northern Minnesota. They were drinking beer and feeling no pain when Ole hooked a big one. His prize catch was no fish though; it was a lamp and when he rubbed it a magic Genie popped out. <br /><br />The Genie was grateful to be set free and to reward his rescuers, he granted them one wish. Without hesitation, Sven blurted out that he wanted the entire lake to turn into beer. The Genie nodded his head and the lake was instantly transformed into a sea of beer. <br /><br />Ole was furious - he turned to Sven and yelled "You idiot, vhy did you have the Genie turn the lake into beer?". Sven was surprised Ole's anger and asked "Vhat is wrong with a lake full of beer? Ve’ll never run out of beer while were fishing again." Ole replied, "Yes the beer is great, but now ve’ll have to pee in the boat!"

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Sven got a new truck ya know. So he calls up Ole and says, "Ole, I got me a new truck! Do you vant to go ice fishin' vith me?" "Sure!" says Ole. So Ole vent vith Sven (Lena come along too cuz she vas doin' nuttin' anyvay). <br /><br />Vell, Sven and Lena sat in the front seat and Ole sat in the bed of the truck. Dey vere on de ice ven all of de sudden de truck vent right through the ice! Now even though Sven and Lena are pretty big people, dey managed to get out of the truck, up to the surface, and back on top of the ice. They vere getting pretty worried about not seeing Ole when he finally popped up. <br /><br />After helping Ole get back on the ice, Sven says, "Ole vat took you so long?" <br /><br />"Vell," says Ole, It took me a vhile to figure out how to open de tail gate."