Re: Wal-Mart Greeter
That joke is about 10 years old. Just like this one... A lady was shopping at walmart for thanksgiving turkeys. She saw a bunch of frozen butterballs in a bunker that were all 10-12 Lbs. She stopped me and asked "excuse me, do these turkeys get any larger?" I told her, "No mam those are already dead they will not get any bigger anymore.". And then there is this one which really happened to me. I was working in the garden center and a lady was looking for bug spray. She asks "excuse me sir, do you know where i can get off?"! She was looking for Off the bug spray, but i had to really try to keep myself from laughing when she asked me that. Her face turned red and she started laughing. It was great. If she looked good I would have told her what time my shift ended.
