Warning Lables !!

BLU LUNCH

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sharp_edges.jpg
 

xtraham

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on a bottle of sleeping pills
"caution may cause drowsiness"
 

Pony

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xtraham said:
On an air mattress "WARNING THIS IS NOT A FLOATATION DEVICE"
looks like a good one to me

LMAO at the beach we use those to float on all the time. 8)
 

Tyme2fish

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oh, and don't forget the little bags ( I forgot what it's called) that come in electronics

Desicants (spelling?)
 

Gone

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puddle said:
I think microwaves need an warning lable stating not to put living animals in it. A person put there show dog in it
to dry it off for a show. Well we all know what happens to a potato of you dont poke holes in it.

In the early days of microwaves the very first case involved a woman who put her cat in the micro to dry it off. I can't recall if it was an Amana or Whirlpool.
 

rottenray6402

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I've never heard of a Whirlpool cat, come to think of it I've never heard of an Amana cat either. I think it's time for my medicine. :}
 

Link

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Don't ask me how I know this but..
Leather wallets and Microwaves don't mix either
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Where was that darn Warning Lable! :)
 

AK_Chappy

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BLU that was funny!!

I liked the line:

See what happens when you take a job where you get smacked around all the time and inhale fumes and get electical shocks? Your kids come out morons.

AK Chappy
 

xtraham

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Desicants (spelling?)


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I'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN MY LIFE. I THOUGHT I DID ONCE,BUT I WAS WRONG.


desiccant........twice

"silica"...thats it thats the name, some things just drive me NUT'S
 

xtraham

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"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
 

imported_HammerHead1

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"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
 

itwontletmein

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my boat has one that says to stay away from rotating prop my cause severe injury or death
 

rottenray6402

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There is the warning on a hair dryerv to not use it in the shower when the water is on...... :^
 

xtraham

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on allergy pill box
"if an allergic reaction occurs. seek medical attention"
 

levittownnick

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The warning label in a mail order catalog that was selling lock picks states that "Not to be used for illegal purposes".
 

puddle jumper

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Very said:
puddle said:
I think microwaves need an warning lable stating not to put living animals in it. A person put there show dog in it
to dry it off for a show. Well we all know what happens to a potato of you dont poke holes in it.

In the early days of microwaves the very first case involved a woman who put her cat in the micro to dry it off. I can't recall if it was an Amana or Whirlpool.

Crusty are you a vet or rep[air man ?
 
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