Welcome to Massachusetts.<br /><br />Here in the Commonwealth 4 of our esteemed and learned judges have decided that same sex couples must have full marriage rights. Civil unions just won't do so full certificates are being granted.<br /><br />So we ask, that while you are here getting married that you please observe the following rules:<br /><br />1) Please disregard the section of the marriage application that asks for the name of the man and woman. We will be changing the forms shortly, so in the mean time, please simply list both names in any order you chose.<br /><br />2) Please disregard the section regarding a blood test. Since procreation is impossible, please simple fill in NA in that section.<br /><br />3) Since we expect a sharp increase in the number of non-residents being married in the Commonwealth, we can no longer accept checks as payment. Please pay in cash or credit card.<br /><br />4) For your convenience we will be setting up more locations closer to our borders, train stations and airports in order to facilitate a quick and easy transaction.<br /><br />5) Until our courts rule, please continue to observe the prohibitions regarding bigamy and marrying a close relative. These rules may soon change, but in the mean time, we can not grant you a license.<br /><br />Once again, welcome to Massachusetts and enjoy your stay.
