What aren't we experts on?

steam_mill

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I never thought to ask about my chimney problems 'till I saw someone else ask.<br /><br />Then it dawns on me. This is a boating web site yet we seem to discuss almost anything.<br /><br />So, what aren't we all experts on (except maybe winning the lottery so we could boat all the time and I could move to Florida/California/Texas to boat all year)
 

Homerr

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Notice the forum: 'Dockside Chat'<br /><br />It isn't for boats anymore! (Never has actually)<br />Talk about anything you want here ( Except maybe Ray's red truck :D )<br /><br />So, what aren't we all experts on ?<br /><br />Hmmm...<br /><br />I kinda like to think I'm somewhat 'universal'... I like to tinker with just about everything... Long enough to see what makes it tick anyway, or until it breaks!<br /><br />Well... here goes... If I had to sum it up in one word... I'm not an expert on WOMEN.<br /><br />Good enough?<br /><br /> :D <br /><br />EDIT:<br /><br />DANGIT EBB! You stole my steam... You posted while I was typin' !<br /><br />H.
 

Skinnywater

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

I'm more of an expert on women then I am on people......in general.....people. :)
 

Bart Sr.

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

I think I would have to say--REARING CHILDREN.
 

Bob in Calif.

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

I think a wife going thru menopause is God's way of shortening a man's lifespan. :eek: <br /><br /> ...Bob in Calif...
 

OBJ

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

I think I fail miserably in the catagory of keeping she herself happy 24/7/365. Any one else got this lack of expertise?
 

Ralph 123

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Hey Bob, do you know why men usually die first? Because we want to :D
 

fishonpeter

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Expert= X Spurt = X=0 Spurt = Drip under pressure.<br /> Best, Peter
 

Link

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

steam_mill:<br />I've given this a lot thought! Like two seconds!<br />A: Kids.. they are a lot of fun to make! :) <br />B: Child rearing comes in stages<br />1st child your shooting in the dark without a clue but learning all the time<br />2nd child you have learned to pick your battles.<br />3rd child doesn't have a chance! Your battle scared and learned to make them pick the battles you have already won :) <br /><br />My youngest daughter told me this :p <br /><br />So I'm going to have to go with Women and Rays Red Truck! <br /><br /> :D :D :D
 

ndemge

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

When looking for advice, who do you usually ask... someone older that has either done what you are trying to do, or has lived through what you are trying to get through.....<br /><br />this boat represents a few thousand years of experience, for people who are not afraid to give an honest opinion, not just what you want to hear.<br /><br />that is one reason i'm here.
 

LubeDude

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Its so true, "The older you get the more you know"! I am the type of guy that can basically do anything! Its really a gift! Mechanical, bulding, computers, the list goes on! As long as I want to!! (My wife says) My nephews said one time, "Is there anything you cant do Uncle Ray"??<br /><br />Yes, another Ray on the forum!<br /><br />Its hands on things Im good at!<br /><br />Between all of us here on the forum I think we can tackle the world!!
 

JGREGORY

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Women and Teenagers.. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: <br /><br />Although I think I'm finally understanding teens. :eek: <br /><br />You take whatever is the rational common sense approach and invert it. Then your thinking like a teenager. :p :eek: :p :eek: <br /><br />Women, Who knows or cares I'll probably be dead before I ever figure that one out. :confused:
 

LubeDude

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Women have an unfair advantage as they think with both sides of there brains, and we only think with half of ours! (True) We need the other half to think about out toys! :D
 

ndemge

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Fire everyone in government, hire iboats members in.<br /><br />SBN For Prez! <br /><br />will have the bumper stickers printed up, who wants one?
 

Kenneth Brown

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Sign me up for the sticker. I vote myself to be the gentlemens club inspector, can anybody second that for me? ;)
 

KeltonKrew

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Surfing the net and staying in the doghouse :D <br /><br />Finally I succeed as an expert!<br /><br />gotta run, wife is coming! :p
 
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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Ill second that Kenneth, and nominate myself for Official Towel Distribution Officer for the Dancers Shower!!!!<br /><br /> Since they would be quite sore after all that dancing and shaking and doing that counter rotating tassel bit (also known as the Dance of the Double D's), :eek: they will need an extensive theraputic massage. :rolleyes: :p <br /><br />In accordance with good officer leadership directives, I wouldnt have anyone else do something I wasnt fully prepared to do myself. <br /><br /> :D :D :D :D :D
 

JGREGORY

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Re: What aren't we experts on?

Ndemge said...<br /><br />
Fire everyone in government, hire iboats members in.
I guess that means I get to keep my Job. :D :D :D Since I work for G'ment and am a iboats memeber. :cool: :cool: :cool:
 
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