What's yer Height

Barbee Q

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Pjc you forgot some things: Do you swing an axe and can you run a chainsaw?... How about stack wood without it falling over.. Your suppose undo the MWM and become a SWM.. Remember baby... :D
 

Wimperdink

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Originally posted by BD - tub toy:<br />Your suppose undo the MWM and become a SWM.. Remember baby... :D
first cpj...now pjc you home wrecker :D
 

pjc

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ahh.......Stihl 021 saw, double bit, sledge, brush out with bow saw, shoot strait, drive PU, ride Harley, do best to be good example to Kids, tolerate inlaws, wood never falls over, MWM 'cause I like it, start fire with gas 'cause it werks good, add oil to gas 50/50 if wood is moist, grill pork steaks 'cause it is like giant bacon, still like beer, feed cheese to dog before inlaws come to visit, wood handled claw hammer best(it's the "feel"), avoid foreign made nailes and bolts, Snap On tools, Craftsman are OK, I remain American MWM :)
 

LubeDude

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Re: What's yer Height

BDs having more fun that a kid in the tub with a rubber ducky!
 

wildbill59

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<br /><br />My handsplit woodpile to keep warm this winter.<br /><br />Size 12 boots<br /><br />It's not the size of your axe, it's how you swing it that counts!
 

Triton II

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Wot is this... idates? :rolleyes: <br /><br />BTW 5'9" 160lb, GSOH and known by my multitudinous girlfriends as the 'allnighter'. Yep, I can fart all night! :eek:
 

Barbee Q

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Originally posted by Triton II:<br /> Wot is this... idates? :rolleyes: <br /><br />BTW 5'9" 160lb, Yep, I can fart all night! :eek:
Ya, but can you make the girlfriend leave in the middle of the night or do you provide a gas mask..<br />Its not real fart until you actually have to go outside and get 10ft away from door to get a wiff of fresh air.. Now that is a FART...<br />My son the fart master made me have tears in my eyes.. Now what was worse, is it was pouring down rain and my over hang is less than 5ft. long.. All fans were going and windows were open, just when I thought it was safe to go in he did it again..
 

Barbee Q

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Wildbill that wood pile is a nice 12ft X 8ft. X 3ft. tall stack.. I'm I close to the size. But I cut twice that size every year.. In fact i am going Saturday to do more cutting.. I just don't ease up until I know I have at least 3 cords.. Ran out of wood 2 yrs in a row and learned my lesson about long winters. Plus that does include the kindling too.. I can cut, huk the wood, split it, huk it again, and stack it.. last month I stopped at 7 rows.. over 4ft tall..<br />I also found if my son swears to much he can swing an 8lb. mahl for 20 minutes streight. I find when I say I'm doing the wood pile, he shuts up really quick and hides in his room.. I never knew that my home could be so quite.... on a Friday nite doing my hair.. Watching what i want to watch....
 

Bondo

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Originally posted by BD - tub toy:<br /> Sounds like "Bondo" bonded with his pants size.. :D <br /> Bondo show us your picture. :D <br /> That way CPJ and dolluper can match us up... :D
I'm Usually standing on the Wrong side of the camera,..... But, I found a couple of shots of Me,.........<br />
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<br />Burbot fishing on Lake Ontario last Winter........<br /><br />
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<br />After Walleye fishing about a year ago,..... No,.. That's Not My Jeep,... But that Is My Boat......<br /><br />
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<br />This is Seconds Before I was Attacked by the Swan............... :D :cool:
 

JasonJ

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Gonfishn, you know what they say. Big feet, big shoes....<br /><br />I'm 5'9", about 200 lbs (not fat thank you very much) and 36 years of age. I had always felt a bit short for what I perceive most women to want, but have since learned through experience that I am just fine...<br /><br />And I can clear a room with a good proper greasy fart. Even going outside does little, it will follow...
 

magster65

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At 6' even I'm the midget in my family. All the guys back to great great gramps are 6'2 or taller.<br />I am the master of the bed-sheet hot-box :)
 

Barbee Q

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Ok Wildbill, here is my wood pile.I think it took me at least 3 weeks to do it all.. I even have 2 more trees coming Sunday. I was just to tired today to finish it all up..<br />There is a total of 9 rows about 3 cords. It is hard to see it all, but it is there. I set it up in sections and I set a walkway up to get to it easily.. The Almond wood is so nice.. Burns nicely at nite..
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TxShorty

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Sure glad I don't hafta cut wood!! Temps here in this part of Texas MIGHT get below freezing for a day or two (5 consecutive days of below freezing weather is almost unheard of here!)
 

dolluper

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Ok 5 bingo's folks lets check those cards :D <br />Nice red wagon BD errrr yellow
 

Barbee Q

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Thanks, I bought that wagon at The Tractor Supply.<br />I've wanted one for a while. Sale $58 dollars. The handle disconnects and fit to the cub cadit. I showed mom the meaning of doing thing the easy way. I'm telling you this yard work stuff is hard work. <br />The guy was trying to give me a floor display and I asked for a discount, he told me I was getting a better deal because it was put together, meaning it was very used.. He had the nerve to tell me it takes the guys(Kids,teens) along time to put these together.. I laughed at him and requested the NEW one in the box.. He said there wasn't anymore??????? mark on my face.. Well he had one left, he walked right by it.. After paying for it at the front counter, I informed him if it takes more than 20 minutes to put wheels, 6 bolts to frame, and a handle on, with pull out pins for the side rails, then there is a problem in the back room... Anyway, I timed myself and it took me 12 min. 3 sec.. From the time it came out off the box.<br />I had to call and rub it in also.. I just love to stir the pot, just a little.. Not to much, just enough to get a good laugh and not hurt feelings..
 

brother chris

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Ahem.....6ft tall...175 lbs....size 13 shoe(hehehe), handsome, Canadian and smart.<br />That's me!
 

Nos4r2

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errr...I'm too tall, too fat,too sarcastic and too far away...and too much in love with my wonderfl Girlfriend...! :D
 

Barbee Q

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I think Brother Chris has a better chance??? So when is the girlfriend becoming the wife?? Do let us know Nos4r2...
 

KRS

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6'7" tall, 13 shoe; sports (a few years ago) were: track, football, wrestling, basketball (go figure).<br /><br />You DO realize the Chris is Canadian, right? :)
 
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