WICOE School For Men

OBJ

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All you guys know you need it so check out the course schedule. Lots of good info.<br /><br /><br /> WICOE<br /> (Women In Charge Of Everything)<br /> is proud to announce the opening of its<br /> EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!<br /> OPEN TO MEN ONLY<br /> ALL ARE WELCOME<br />Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants<br /><br />The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:<br /><br />DAY ONE<br /><br />HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS<br />Step by step guide with slide presentation<br /><br />TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?<br />Roundtable discussion<br /><br />DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR<br />Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)<br /><br />DISHES & SILVERWARE;<br />DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?<br />Debate among a panel of experts.<br /><br />REMOTE CONTROL<br />Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups<br /><br />LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS<br />Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum<br /><br />DAY TWO<br /><br />EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?<br />Group discussion and role play<br /><br />HEALTH WATCH;<br />BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH<br />PowerPoint presentation<br /><br />REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST<br />Real life testimonial from the one man w! ho did<br />IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?<br />Driving simulation<br /><br />LIVING WITH ADULTS;<br />BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER<br />Online class and role playing<br /><br />HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION<br />Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques<br /><br />REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE<br />Bring your calendar or PDA to class<br /><br />GETTING OVER IT;<br />LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME<br />Individual counselors available
 

LadyFish

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Re: WICOE School For Men

I've taught a few of those courses before. :D
 

rolmops

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Re: WICOE School For Men

Now this is a pure example of women always being right and really believing that it is their god given right to have the last word.
 

LadyFish

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Originally posted by rolmops:<br /> Now this is a pure example of women always being right and really believing that it is their god given right to have the last word.
Thats right! :D <br /><br />NOTE to MODS: please lock thread. :D :D :D ;)
 

Mod2

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Originally posted by LF....<br /><br /><br />
NOTE to MODS: please lock thread. <br />
Well.....at least you said "please"... :)
 

JB

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Hmmmm. You forgot Day 3, OBJ:<br /><br />How to make women feel needed and superior:<br /><br />Workshop on ignoring Days 1&2. :)
 

KaGee

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Wife made me attend... I was expelled from classes.
 
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