Your worst pick up line used

[dolluper]

I'm wondering what bad pick up lines others have used...keep her clean if you can't don't post eh!
I think mine was... Hi sweetie I'm a mechanic do you have anything I can fix?

 

[sasto]

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Can I buy you another drink to make me look better?

 

[bigdee]

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"I'm an electrician and can do it in the dark"

 

[Bigprairie1]

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"I Do"......just kidding, I've got a great wife!
I'll have to give this a lot more thought.
BP

 

[thefairlaneman]

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Try this on older women,,,,,,,,"I think you must have bribed the guy checking IDs.....you cant be 21" or another one is."Hi darlin. Lets chat about something wonderful. Lets chat about me. And if you are lucky we may even end up talking about you".........or "Its about closing time and you sure look good"

 

[Limited-Time]

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You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright ......................
Oh and that's alright with me

 

[tswiczko]

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I don't take strange women home from the bar so lets go to your place tonight.

And hope she doesn't realize you think she's strange

 

[Summer Fun]

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I think you're cute can I do you ??. The slap in the face kill that fantasy real quick.

That happened when I was 18yrs old and didn't know any better.

 

[dingbat]

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My best pickup line was a shirt that I owned

Free Mustache Rides
Contact Owner for Details

 

[proaudioguy]

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To a checker at the grocery about 15 years ago,....."since you are an expert, I wonder if you could tell me if I'm buying enough toilet paper for the amount of food I'm buying?"

 

[LadyFish]

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Just when I thought I heard them all, I read this. LMBO

Those are horrible. HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Summer Fun]

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Hey Darling LadyFish , Tell us what lines you heard threw the years.

I'll be clued to this thread if you do.

 

[LadyFish]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

Hey Darling LadyFish , Tell us what lines you heard threw the years.

I'll be clued to this thread.

Not just no, but HELL NO. You guys would be dropping these lines on every chic you see. Some might not be as smart as me (blonde rocket scientist here)and you could get yourselves into trouble.

Besides, most are not PG13.

 

[ingalp01]

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After a few drinks at the bar, ask her if she want to play "Lion"...

When she asks what that is tell her...

"That's when you get down on all fours and I throw you the meat!"

Then run like hell... LOL...

 

[Summer Fun]

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Not just no, but HELL NO. You guys would be dropping these lines on every chic you see

Well thanks for helping us single guys out.
Throw us something for crying out loud that works.

 

[paultjohnson]

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Hey ! Do you wanna see my new pimple !?

 

[TilliamWe]

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"I seem to have forgotten my phone number, can I have yours?" (It worked)

 

[paulspaddle]

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"I make a great breakfast".

 

[skargo]

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Me-"Is your daddy a thief?"
Her-"No why?"
Me-"Because someone had to steal those stars and put them in your eyes"

""I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

"if you were a booger, I'd pick you first"

"did you just fart, because you blew me away"

 

[thefairlaneman]

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"for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much".....or "Im going to night school to learn physical therapy. Would you like to come and help me do my homework?"or "I ant afraid of your husband baby,his gun dont scare me"