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    Motivational read for my fellow Marines

    A Marine as seen by......<br /><br /><br />Himself:<br /><br />A handsome, buff, highly trained professional killer and female idol who carries a finely honed K-Bar, wears a crisp 8-point cammie cover and is always on time due to the absolute reliability of his Seiko digital watch. <br /><br...
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    I busted some kids this morning

    My shop is located adjacent to a high school. I came in this morning and noticed a couple kids behind one of our service sheds. I went back and asked them what they were doing. "just killing time before school" was their reply. I told them they were on private property and told them to move...
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    Carphunter's picture...finally

    Carpy won't post his pic on this site, but he tells us he looks like Bruce Willis. He's also said that he paints his head red for Cardinal games. After exaustive searching I found him...Which one is you Carp??<br /><br />
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    powers of observation

    Don't cheat, write your answers down and calculate your score. I got 16 correct.<br /><br />LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. Here we go! <br /> <br /> <br /> 1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? <br /> <br /> <br /> 2. How many states are there in...
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    Chain letter humor

    Good Bye to 2004! <br /> <br />I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your dang chain letters over the past year. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. <br /><br />Because of your concern... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because...
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    Calling Mr. LF or LF

    I was channel surfing a couple nights ago and came across a show (cold case or something like that) about a serial killer in your neck of the woods. Maybe the "highway 41 killer" or something like that. Was that ever solved or is it an ongoing case?
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    Wonder if the lame stream media will cover this??

    Hypocrisy I tell ya.<br /><br /><br /> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144921,00.html
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    New baby coming home tonight...

    Picking her up in less than an hour. I am pumped and cannot wait to get her into my hands...<br /><br /> <br /><br />Thompson Center Encore .308, 15" barrel with 2x7.5 scope.
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    Tylerin's woodpile

    Hello, is this the FBI?" <br /> <br />"Yes. What can I do for you?"<br /><br />"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Tylerin. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"<br /><br />"Thank you very much for the call, sir."<br /> <br />The next day, the FBI agents descend on Tylerin's house...
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    It's not this cold...yet

    I learned this today...<br /><br />The phrase "Cold enough to freeze the bells off a brass monkey" is an old sailing ship term.<br />Back during the days of the "Tall Ships" the wooden ships with sail before the advent of steam and diesel engines. A big brass ring was nailed to the decks of the...
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    Long on looks...

    Lisa Dergan has taken over the top spot on my list of hotties...<br />She's a sportscaster on fox sports, plays golf and was a playmate in 1998. Not a bad resume'<br /><br /> <br /><br />Who is tops on your list...
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    Ballistics charts

    Does anyone have a link to a chart where I can compare the .270, .308 and 30.06 cartridges with a 150gr. projectile?
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    So, if talking to tools and machinery works...

    Who sticks their tongue out when concentrating or exerting force on something??<br /><br />And, does that work???
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    You can't pick your family...

    The rocket scientist in the article is my step-uncle. He lost his drivers licence for DWI a couple years back, now he gets around by lawnmower...<br /><br />Oh, the shame :D :D <br /><br /> http://www.thechamplainchannel.com/wnne/3977606/detail.html
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    Don't jump...life isn't that bad

    A man was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank.<br />He thought to himself, 'Life isn't so bad after all,' and got off the railing. <br />He then walked down to the...
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    We need supplies!!!

    An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shovelling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."...
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    Ladyfish's car??

    <br /><br />Gotcha ;)
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    Some medical humor

    A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's <br />dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.<br />Dr. Mark MacDonald...
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    Another great reason to sue...

    Duh...<br /><br /><br /> http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/search/s_269598.html
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    Purple America

    edit. looks like it fixed itself :confused: <br /><br />I wish it was a little more red here :mad:
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