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    Arafat dead???

    Time to pay for your sins, terrorist pos :mad:
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    The Curse...a new theory

    All Sox and Yank fans know about the "Curse of the Bambino" and I think I have come up with something...<br /><br /> Babe Ruth <br />Johnny Bench :mad: <br /> Bucky Dent :mad: <br /> Billy Buckner :mad: :mad: <br />Aaron Boone :mad: <br /><br />All guys that have stuck...
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    Hey Flyrod...

    You ever go clamming? My boys just discovered they are fond of steamers, so I figured I should put them to work and dig their own supper. I know you basically only need a clam rake (and license), any hints??
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    Counting Cows C&P

    Just a joke, not a troll ;) <br /><br />A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. <br />The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the...
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    Any roofers in the house

    Here's the situation, house is 19 years old and is going to be needing new shingles next year. The roof isn't leaking at all, first 6' is beotchathaned(sp). Only a single layer of shingles on the house now.<br /><br />If this was your house, would you strip the original layer off, or just put...
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    Kerry drops the ball...again

    He called Lambeau Field "Lambert Field"...he just lost Wisconsin :D <br /><br />
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    John Kerry the deer hunter...

    John Kerry on deer hunting, July 27, 2004 in Wisconsin...<br /><br />“I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That’s hunting,” said Kerry<br /><br />Are...
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    Other than the boat(s)...

    What other toys do you own?<br /><br />My boats will not be getting wet again this year, so it's time to play with my other two toys. A Polaris Sportsman 500 ATV and in a couple months I'll break out the Ski-Doo MXZ 600. I am actually thinking of trading the MXZ in for the new Arctic Cat F7.
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    Dead Duck

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon As she lay<br />her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to<br />the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and <br />said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."<br /><br />The...
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    Yet another flip-flop??

    You think he would have said "No thank-you, I co-sponsored a bill to ban this very weapon"...<br /><br /> http://www.drudgereport.com/dncg.htm
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    Trip to the taxidermist

    In honor of my trip to the taxidermist this afternoon to pick up a couple "stuffed animals" for my "wildlife preserve" in my den, here is my favorite taxidermist joke...<br /><br />A Kentucky fan walks into a bar in Louisville and orders a Grape-Nehi. The whole bar goes quiet and stares at the...
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    Lawyers...again

    One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his<br />driver to stop and he got out to investigate.<br /> <br />He asked one of the men, "Why are you eating grass?"<br /> <br />"We don't have any money for...
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    Tazer gun, self test, lmao

    Dear Friends, <br /><br />My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a Lifetime movie in the near future. Here...
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    Campaign promises...joke with a message

    While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.<br />His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.<br /><br />"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
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    Discretion & Sensitivity C&P

    Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Henry loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.<br />Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up. Ernie looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell...
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    Heating oil prices

    Just locked in 800 gallons at $1.459, last year we locked in 600 gallons at 1.149. We used a little over 700 gals from October to March. Anybody else pre-buying fuel this year, looks like heating oil will be over $2/gal this winter.
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    Aspeck and Carpy found...

    After making their way back to civilization, they decide to go try their luck the next day.<br /><br />Soon they get separated and Carpy mistakes Aspeck for a deer and shoots him.<br /><br />After much effort Carpy drags Aspeck from the woods, throws him in the 4x4 and takes him to the nearest...
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    Aspeck and Carpy go huntin...

    Aspeck goes to southern Indiana to chase whitetails with Carpalhunter. <br /><br />After being skunked all day they realized that they had no idea how to get back to civilization.<br /><br />"Not to worry," Carpy said. "When you're lost, all you have to do is fire three shots into the air." <br...
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    Married bliss

    Oh, isn't married life just pure bliss!?<br /> <br />A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.<br /><br />So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."<br /> <br...
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    "Unfit For Command"

    Is the truth starting to come out?<br /><br /> http://www.drudgereport.com/ufd1.htm <br /><br />I have been hearing a lot about this book on talk radio this morning. Drudge doesn't report some of the other startling details in the book, like 2 of Kerry's purple heart wounds were thought to be...
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