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    16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

    1. It's an incentive to show up.<br /> <br />2. It leads to more honest communications. <br /><br />3. It reduces complaints about low pay. <br /><br />4. Employees tell management what they think, <br /> not what they want to hear. <br /><br />5. It encourages car pooling. <br /><br />6...
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    Thurs. Chuckle

    Subject: Cat<br /><br />You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...<br /><br />A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned...
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    FOR THE BEER DRINKER

    "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to self, "It is...
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    A couple for Thurs.

    A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the...
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    T-G-I-F vs S-H-I-T

    A businessman got on an elevator.<br />When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."<br /><br />He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."<br />She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.<br /><br />He again answered, "S-H-I-T."<br /><br...
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    Went Fishing this morning.

    3 buddies, 2 boats. LF is out of town. I haven't fished without her in over 2 years. Felt very strange not to have supervision. I caught 24" spec which weighed 4.5 lbs. Buddy caught 25" spec at about 5 lbs. <br /><br />I enjoyed fishing this AM but I guess I've been with her too long because I...
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    Calibrate Tach?

    I replaced my tach last week because the old one would not work below 1800 rpm. Faria replaced it at no charge. After installation WOT was about 300 to 400 rpm less than the old tach read. Idle also shows about 500 rpm compared to 850 rpm when the old tach worked. I called Faria and they asked...
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    TGIF

    Its, Friday, the weather is beautiful, and my tach is waiting to be picked up at the post office. On the water again this weekend!
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    What do i tell him?

    My 6 year old grandson asked me a question tonight. He asked ”what was it like when you were growing up Papa?”. How do I tell him about leaving the house at 8:00 in the morning and coming home at dark? Playing baseball and football with my friends without a parent in site. Being free to be a...
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    Please give until it hurts...

    CONTRIBUTION REQUEST:<br /><br />Dear Friends and Relatives:<br /><br />We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Bill Clinton.<br /><br />We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two...
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    Good News About Ladyfish

    She went fishing yesterday and didn't get a splitshot pinched on her tongue! :D
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    OOPS!

    Last night LF, our neighbors & I went to visit some friends who live in a subdivision about 5 miles away. The entrance to the subdivision is a very narrow channel about 4' deep that winds about a mile through some grass flats/marshes. It is marked with pvc poles on one side. There is a 90 deg...
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    Ladyfish Taught Me A Lesson

    Ladyfish is full of useful tips and information so it came as no surprise that she taught me something new while fishing last night. Never let your tongue stick in the slot of a split shot when biting down to fasten it to your line. The poor girl pinched it so hard it was bleeding. I felt bad...
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    Suggested Gauges?

    I've got a '02 21' Wellcraft CC with a '02 Johnson 150. The guages are Farina (sp?) which I've heard aren't very good. The tach has started acting up. It doesn't start working until 1800 rpm. I am planning on replacing it as well as the other guages this fall. What do y'all recommend as a good...
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    Have I Screwed Up?

    Yesterday I got a call from a friend who was out on the bay in his Cajun boat. He said he had taken a couple of waves over the bow while pulling a sportsman's net. He headed the boat into shallow water and the boat basically sunk in about 3 foot of water. He bailed it out and was able to get it...
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    Bringing SeaDoo Out Of Storage

    This weekend I'm going to get the daughter's '95 XP out of storage where it has been sitting for 3 years. I know I need a new battery and will have to drain the gas tank but are there any other things I need to take care of before attempting to start it? Any advice would be appreciated.
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    Just For Grins

    An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning<br />till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about<br />something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out<br />plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.<br /><br />One day, when he was...
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    Another Smart Tabs Report

    I just wanted to report on our installation. My only experience with trim tabs was on bigger boats. Friends with cabin type boats seemed to be able to set them & pretty much forget them for the day unless conditions changed. Cigarette type boat owners seemed like they were always messing with...
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    Power Pole?

    Has anybody ever heard of a device used to stick in the mud in shallow water to anchor a boat from the stern? A friend asked me and I've never seen or heard of one. He just recently bought a 17' bay boat and I think he's looking for something other than an anchor for use when he's boating alone...
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    Funeral

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.<br /><br />Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.<br />The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.<br...
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