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  1. LadyFish

    Priceless Grandparent Stories

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into <br />old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she <br />heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience<br />grew <br />thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed...
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    Holiday Stress Reliever

    Try me........ (you need sound)..takes a second to load
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    Weekly Q&A 11/28-12/5

    Since we have members from all over the world, I thought it would be interesting to list 10 things the place we live is either famous for, interesting facts about it, or things that just make where we live special.<br /><br />Galveston Island, Texas<br /><br />1. Galveston Island has been...
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    When is it too windy to go fishing??

    This is a question I should have asked myself <br />before I talked Mr. LF into taking me out <br />in the bay fishing yesterday.<br /><br />It was a gorgeous morning--the full moon was <br />setting on one side of the bay and the sun was <br />rising straight behind us over the Gulf of...
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    APB on SBN

    I see that Spinner hasn't posted since the 11th.<br /><br />I know at one point he was having some health issues.<br />Has anyone heard from him? :confused: <br /><br />Hope everything is okay with you Lester, we miss you. :(
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    The Valentine

    Little Melissa came home from 1st grade and told her father that they had learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is named after a Christian saint, and we're Jewish," she asked, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"<br /><br />Melissa's father...
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    "Let's Talk Turkey" Q&A

    1. Where will you have Thanksgiving Dinner?<br />2. Will you be having turkey?<br />3. What is your favorite side dish?<br />4. What is your favorite dessert?<br />5. Who carves the turkey?<br />6. What do you do after dinner?<br />7. Do you have any Thanksgiving traditions?<br />8. Do you put...
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    How to give a cat a pill

    How to give a cat a pill 1. Pick cat up and cradle gently in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow...
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    How to tell if your food is spoiled

    Whether you are a mom who cooks for many, a bachelor who cooks on rare occasions for himself, or a new college student who for the first time has his or her own refrigerator -- you will eventually all open the fridge one day and say to yourself,“Can I eat this or will it kill me?<br /><br />Well...
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    Bobbitt Family Update *snort*

    In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was<br /> announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella <br />was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the<br /> same act on her husband as her famous sister had <br />done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister <br />was not as accurate as...
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    Think you had it tough..............

    From a Washington Post article, in which readers were asked to tell Gen-Xers how much harder *they* had it in the old days:<br /><br />Second Runner-Up: In my day, we couldn’t afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the winter we had to wrap our feet with barbed wire for traction.<br /><br />First...
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    Arafat OFFICIALLY pronounced dead.....

    Yessir Urafart is finally gone.<br /> <br />Good riddance to the father of Islamic terrorism!<br /><br />Story<br /><br />I had to chuckle when on heard on Fox News last night that in one of their local papers the headlines read 'Arafat is still alive, funeral in scheduled for Friday". :D
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    Weekly Q&A 11/7-11/14

    1. What's your favorite country song?<br />2. What's your rock song?<br />3. What's your religious affiliation?<br />4. Where do you buy your groceries?<br />5. What's your favorite game, i.e. cards, dice, etc.?<br />6. Have you ever won anything?<br />7. Name something that you've done that...
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    Dumb and Silly but Cute

    Play me..... <br /><br />I know, I'm weird. :D
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    Vincent Van Gogh's Family Tree

    His dizzy aunt ---------------------------------Verti Gogh<br />The brother who ate prunes ------------------- Gotta Gogh<br />The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop n Gogh<br />The grandfather from Yugoslavia -------------- U Gogh<br />The brother who bleached his clothes white...
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    Lessons in Life

    A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front<br />of him.<br />When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that...
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    Better move to Texas if you are not already here!

    TEXAS<br /> <br />Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848).<br /><br />We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry wins president over Bush. We'll miss you too.<br /><br...
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    Your Favorite Hunting/Camping Grub

    We did this last year and its was fun. Since we have quite a few new members in DC I would like to know what you guys cook for a crowd at your hunting camps or when you just go camping. You know that big pot of stuff everyone rants and raves about.<br /><br />Please don't leave out important...
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    You might be from Louisiana IF...

    You might be from Louisiana IF... 1. You've ever worn shorts at Christmas time.<br /><br />2. You pronounce Lafayette as "Laffy-ette" not "La-fy-ette."<br /><br />3. You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car.<br /><br />4. You know the meaning of "Delcambre Reeboks."<br />(That...
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    "Lexus LS450"

    "Lexus LS450" It seems a woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he...
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