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  1. LadyFish

    Total Lunar Eclipse Wed. Night

    Total Lunar Eclipse Wed. Night Earthlings are about to be treated to a total lunar eclipse. Between 10:23 and 11:45 pm EDT, the moon will resemble a glowing pumpkin. <br /> <br /><br />The last chance to see a total lunar eclipse for more than two years comes Wednesday evening for most...
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    Weekly Q&A 10/10-10/16

    1. Do you heat your home with gas, electric or other?<br />2. What's your favorite kind of bread?<br />3. Do you use butter or margarine?<br />4. Does your town have a fall celebration?<br />5. Describe your favorite baseball cap.<br />6. What's your favorite James Bond movie?<br />7. What's...
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    The History of Car Logos

    I'll bet you didn't know the BMW logo is a stylized propeller. Read on and be enlightened.<br /><br /> The History of Car Logos
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    Happy Anniversary Mr. LadyFish

    Happy Anniversary Sweetheart! <br /><br />28 years of marital bliss..........and we never had a fight.
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    Good Ole Country Wisdom

    1. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.<br /><br />2, Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.<br /><br />3. Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.<br /><br />4. Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.<br /><br />5...
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    How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

    Instructions on how to clean your toilet<br /><br /> 1. Put both lids of<br />the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.<br /><br />2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.<br /><br />3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the...
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    North and South

    The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses. <br />The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. <br />The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails. <br />The North has double last names, The South has double first names. <br />The North has Ted...
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    What's Black 'n Blue and Red All Over?

    ME.<br /><br />Yesterday, we decided to voyage out into the deep blue sea with our boat. This is the first time we've gone offshore with her. Our boat is only 21'9" with a single outboard so we waited until the weather was near perfect and our friend who is a boat captain could go with us and...
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    Weekly Q&A 9/19-9/25

    Since I missed last weeks Q&A, I thought I'd get a jump start on this weeks. I reduced the number of questions since these are a little more difficult.<br /><br />Complete the following sentences.<br /><br />1. If I regret one thing in my life its……………<br /><br />2. If I could do one thing to...
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    Dear Tech Support:

    Dear Tech Support:<br /><br />Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that<br />the new program began unexpected child<br />processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.<br />In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now<br...
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    Wal Mart Wine

    Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is<br /><br />teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.<br /> <br /><br />While...
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    Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.

    10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."<br /><br />9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent to me ."<br /><br />8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."<br /><br />7. "I wasn't...
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    "IVAN The Terrible"

    Another monster hurricane will hit the U.S. sometime next week.<br /><br />May of us that live on the Gulf Coast have been watching this storm with anticipation due to its strength.<br /><br />Right now its a category 5 with sustained winds of 160 mph and gusts to 195. Central pressure is 921...
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    I Fell From a Hazelnut Tree

    Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. <br /> <br />Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree<br />Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree<br />Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree<br />Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree<br />Feb 04 to Feb 08 -...
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    Weekly Q&A 9/5-9/11

    1. What was your very first job?<br />2. How long have you been at your current job?<br />3. Do you think the minimum wage should be raised?<br />4. Have you ever worked for tips?<br />5. Does the color of your clothes affect whether or not you catch fish?<br />6. Do you think cloud formations...
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    Weekly Q&A 8/28-9/4 Updated w/Answers

    Sorry these are late guys but I have been knee deep in alligators at work. This weeks challenge is a boat safety test (no cheating). Let's see our good our members are at boat safety with the Labor Day weekend approaching. I will give the correct answers on Sunday.<br /><br />1. If the wind is...
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    Large Fish Catches Boy in Minnesota

    DULUTH, Minn. (AP) - An 11-year-old boy was out hunting frogs on Island Lake when he became the prey. A large fish, probably a muskellunge or a northern pike, attacked the boy about 5 p.m. Thursday as he and his young sister were wading in a foot of water.<br /><br />The resulting wounds on...
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    The Sign

    A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side<br />of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: "The End Is Near!<br /><br />Turn Yourself Around Now--Before It's Too Late!"<br /><br />As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you<br...
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    Who Says Cops Don't Have a Sense of Humor?

    "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out <br />after you wear them awhile."<br /><br />"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a <br />worthless document."<br /><br />"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."<br /><br />"Can you run...
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    Musky/Pike? How to Tell the Difference

    <br /><br />Also at the bottom of this link there is a weight calculator for bass/walleye and pike/musky thats pretty cool.<br /><br /> Weight Calculator
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