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  1. LadyFish

    Mini TEXAS GULF COAST Getogether

    In honor of "Kenny's Big Adventure", Mr.LF and I would like to invite those of you who are close in proximity for a little Texas B-B-Q on Sunday September 5th at Casa Connie (our house) on west Galveston Island.<br /><br />We realize this is short notice but figure since Kenny will be here...
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    Comparisons

    MONEY<br />A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.<br />A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.<br /><br />BATHROOMS<br />A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,<br />razor, a bar of soap, and a towel<br />The average number of items in the typical...
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    Blonde Breast Stroke Competition

    A blonde woman competed with a brunette<br />woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast<br />Stroke division of an English Channel swim<br />competition. The brunette came in first,<br />the redhead second. The blonde woman<br />finally reached shore completely exhausted.<br />After being revived...
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    Weekly Q&A 8/22-8/28

    1. What type(s) of trees do you have in your yard?<br />2. What’s your favorite flower?<br />3. When was the last time you had a check up?<br />4. What is your favorite meat ?<br />5. How do you like your eggs?<br />6. What would be your dream vacation?<br />7. If I was holding a cook-off, what...
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    Hurricane Charley- Forum MIA's

    We've heard from Oddjob, Jim in Orlando, Lucky Jim, Scooch_2, Derwood and snapperbait but where is Dhadley? He is from Port Charlotte where the worst damage is?<br /><br />Who else are we missing?<br /><br />I pray our Florida forum buddies are all okay.
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    Them or U.S. (a good read)

    Them or U.S.<br /><br />There is no cry to arms more succinct or to the point than that of the sergeant in the trenches crying to his troops “Come on you *******s, its them or us!”<br /><br />For much of mankind’s history survival was not a philosophical issue. It was a day-to-day struggle where...
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    Snappy Answer

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up reads "low bridge ahead."<br /><br />Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under<br /><br />the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.<br /><br />The cop gets out of...
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    Canning Tuna

    According to some, home canned tuna is far superior in flavor to commercial canned because the, legally required, roasting process drys it out.<br /><br />Process:<br />Cut tuna into 1" square chunks and fill cans or jars but leave 1/2' space to allow for expansion. follow your pressure cookers...
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    Weekly Q&A 8/15-8/21

    1. When does school start in your area?<br />2. What other hobbies do you have besides boating/fishing?<br />3. What is the average night time low in your area for mid August?<br />4. What's your favorite childhood memory?<br />5. What's your favorite variety of Coca-Cola®?<br />6. What’s your...
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    Fishing Joke

    Gonfishn and Mellowyellow went on a fishing trip. They rented all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune.<br /><br />The first day they went fishing, but they didn't catch anything. The same thing...
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    Bathing Your Cat

    Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like New, Improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away.<br /><br />I’ve spent most of my life believing this...
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    Florida is in for some wet weather

    With two tropical storms Bonnie and Charley predicted to hit Thursday and Friday there is hardly a place in the state of Florida that won't get hammered by wind and rain. Hopefully wind damage will be minimal since niether of these storms are severe. Better batten down the hatches just in...
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    New Commercial

    I normally don't laugh out loud at commercials but have any of you seen the new Dairy Queen commercial for their brownie blizzard? The guy is licking the batter off the beaters and gets his tongue stuck. There is all kinds of screaming from him and his wife, then he talks really funny afterward...
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    Baseball Fan Loyalty....

    Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.<br /><br />On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.<br /><br />As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan...
  15. LadyFish

    A Tie?

    An Arab, fleeing the Taliban, staggered across the hot desert sands of Afghanistan. In the distance he spotted what looked like to be a small figure of a man sitting at a table. Sure enough, his eyes didn't deceive him, for there sat a small Jewish man sitting at a table in the middle of...
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    Weekly Q&A 8/8/04-8/14/04

    1. Are you the baby, the middle or the oldest child?<br />2. What astrological sign are you?<br />3. What's the nastiest thing you've ever tasted?<br />4. Where is the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?<br />5. After you're dead, what will the historical marker on the front lawn of your...
  17. LadyFish

    Why its Great to be a Woman...

    · Free drinks.<br />· Free dinners.<br />· Free movies (you get the point).<br />· You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.<br />· You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.<br />· Speeding ticket? What's that?<br />· New lipstick gives you a whole new...
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    Weekly Q&A 8/1/04-8/7-04

    I forgot to post last weeks y'all. I must of had another 'moment'. My apologies. Therefore, this weeks will be a little tougher. :p <br /><br />1. What is your favorite gadget? <br />2. What is your favorite kind of pie? <br />3. Which iboats member would you most like to see on Fear Factor...
  19. LadyFish

    Another Baby Dies after Being Left in Car

    Fla. Baby Dies After Being Left in Car<br /><br />INVERNESS, Fla. (AP) - An infant died in her father's car Friday after he mistakenly left her there for hours outside his office, authorities said.<br /><br />Edward Hynes went to work at an Inverness carpet cleaning company about 7 a.m...
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    The ant and the grasshopper (for Snapperbait)

    The ant and the grasshopper (for Snapperbait) OLD VERSION:<br /><br />The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is...
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