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  1. LadyFish

    Tennessee...a great place to visit

    I took my first solo road trip last week from Galveston to Tennessee. At first I was a little nervous about traveling by myself especially stopping at rest areas, etc.<br /><br />I broke the trip down into two days leaving last Sunday to arrive Monday night at my Dads. I've been to Louisiana...
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    Senior Citizen Drivers

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police officer sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.<br /><br />He notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- eyes...
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    Three Dogs and a Poodle

    I hope this hasn't been posted before, I don't remember seeing it.<br /><br />Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a<br />beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over<br />themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end...
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    Hold any fishin' superstition?

    Hold any fishin' superstition? I'm sure y'all have discussed this before but we have a few new DC members and I wonder if anyone has new ones I haven't heard before. This is long but an interesting write up on a few.<br /><br />FISHERMEN OF THE UNITED STATES (NOAA History)<br /><br />36...
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    Best Fishing Days, 2004

    According to The Old Farmer's Almanac.<br /><br />PROBABLY THE BEST fishing times are when the ocean tides are restless before their turn and in the first hour of ebbing. All fish in all waters, salt and fresh, feed most heavily at those times.<br /><br />The best temperatures for different fish...
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    Thinking

    It started out innocently enough.<br />I began to think at parties now and then -- to loosen up. Inevitably,<br />though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social<br />thinker. I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew<br />it wasn't true...
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    Rules of a Gunfight..............

    Rules of a Gunfight<br /><br />Avoid them like the plague<br /><br />Be aware of what is going on around you by staying in condition yellow.<br /><br />Have a plan or two. (If not, a "Last Will & Testament will do.)<br /><br />Corollary: No plan survives contact with the enemy.<br /><br />Bring...
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    Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

    Friendly fire - isn't.<br /><br />Recoilless rifles - aren't.<br /><br />Suppressive fires - won't.<br /><br />You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.<br /><br />A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.<br /><br />If it's stupid but it works, it...
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    Hog Wild in Texas

    Texas is Hog Tied <br />By Jennifer Harper<br />THE WASHINGTON TIMES<br /><br />Texas is hogtied. Wild pigs are closing in on other states, too.<br /><br />The Lone Star State is grappling with the nation's largest population of feral pigs — squealing, rooting hordes of hogs that can destroy...
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    Scary News About Middle-Born Children

    Inequality begins at home. The children born in the middle of the family are at a much higher risk than their older or younger siblings of not being as successful as an adult. It's not about birth order. It's about the pecking order--and the economic disparities that naturally occur based on...
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    How many of you are CCA Members?

    We are members and feel its a worthwhile organization. Its a great way to help conserve your state and federal marine <br />resources and your interests as a recreational angler. <br /><br />This past year, our CCA initiated legal and legislative campaigns to protect recreational angler's...
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    NASCAR sends a Dear Bubba letter to its redneck fans

    Thought this was an interesting read for our iboats Nascar fans.<br /><br />This from the Indianapolis Star via Fark: Enjoy<br />------------------------------------------------------<br />NASCAR sends a Dear Bubba letter to its redneck fans<br /><br />March 31, 2004<br /><br />NASCAR kicked its...
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    What a catch!

    This is our best freind's 3 year old son Mickey showing off his catch--a 7lb. 10 oz. flounder. He had a little help from Dad pulling it in. <br /><br />A fish anyone would be proud of.<br /><br />
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    Female Bluecrab

    I caught this in Galveston Bay yesterday. We carefully detangled her and returned her safely back into the water. She was missing a claw when I pulled her in but she's right full of eggs and was apparently very hungry. Glad to give her a snack.<br /><br />
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    The Deaf Bookeeper

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten<br />million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational<br />benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that<br />a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd...
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    Ohio Cows

    The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Mansfield, Ohio, for $200.00.<br /><br />They bought the cow from Ohio and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were pleased...
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    Teaching in Vermont

    A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are<br />John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but<br />wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands<br />except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be<br...
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    April Fools

    Well its April Fools Day. Has anyone been hit with a prank yet?<br /><br />Over the years I've pulled a couple of good ones. One time I got Mr. LadyFish before he even had his morning coffee.<br /><br />All you need is a rubber band in order to pull off. With the water faucet turned off, place...
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    Fishin for Bull Reds

    Fun to catch, bull red.<br /> <br /><br />How to rig for bull reds:<br /><br />Rig your surf rod with 20# Trilene XT, a redfish rig (available at any fishing store), a circle hook, and a spider weight.<br /><br />Bait; live mullet ( 7" range) or cut mullet.<br /><br />Wade out & cast between...
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    Home Remedies

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.<br /><br />2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.<br...
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