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  1. LadyFish

    Fishing Jokes

    What do you call a fish with no eye?<br />FSH!!!! (I told you they were bad)<br /><br />How do you stop a fish from smelling?<br />Cut it's nose off<br /><br />What is the fastest fish in the sea?<br />Go-carp.<br /><br />What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a...
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    The Mother-in-law

    There once was a mother-in-law who wanted to test the love of her 3 son-in-laws. She devised the following test: while walking with them in the park, she would individually test their love for her by pretending to lose her balance and slip into the little stream that streamed along beside the...
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    Vodka, its a wonderful thing

    Who would have thunk it??<br /><br />It's a wonderful thing this Vodka! Gonna get some now! <br /><br />1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.<br /><br />2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray...
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    Flat Tires (joke)

    A guy comes into a coffee shop and places his order. He says: "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards."<br /><br />The waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and says to the cook. "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair...
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    Any gardeners here?

    We planted our tomatoes last Saturday, a little late for us but I should be able to start harvesting by May 5th. <br /><br />Last year I decided to plant a cayenne pepper bush. I ended up making my own Louisiana Hot Sauce and its the best.<br /><br />Anybody else have a garden?
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    Specks 'n Reds Where Are You?

    The specks and reds are starting to turn on again in Galveston Bay, I sure could use your expertise.<br /><br />Water temp and algae are having an effect on how we normally fish them.<br /><br />If your lurking about, come on in. There are others here that fish Galveston Bay and could learn so...
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    What Kind of Thinker Are you?

    My results:<br /><br />Naturalist Thinkers:<br /><br /> * Like to understand the natural world, and the living beings that inhabit it<br /> * have an aptitude for communicating with animals<br />* You try to understand patterns of life and natural forces<br /><br />Other Naturalist...
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    Thought for the day (C&P)

    Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they<br />haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know<br />it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine.<br /><br />I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about...
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    It's Leap Day!

    Every four years you get an extra day...for the most part!<br /><br /># Leap Year Is When?<br />It's every four years right? Kind of. It's every four years except years that end in 00 unless they're divisible by 4. Find a calendar to help you figure it out!<br /><br /># Leap Day Babies<br />Leap...
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    Yankee or Dixie?

    Since a few of you seem to have a little time on your hands,and since all of our conversations are in type rather than voiced, I thought it would be interesting to know what type of accent you have. As for me I spent the first half of my life in New York and the second half in Texas. I only...
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    Mardi Gras Galveston

    Here's the cam from the Strand Historic District where most of the action is. Although its quiet now, it will get interesting later today when the parade and beads start flyin. Eight parades all total and this is the quieter of the two weekends. The weather stinks right now but is suppose to...
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    Valentines Day - tick-tock Guys

    A reminder that Valentines Day is tomorrow. Don't wait until tomorrow to buy the card or the gift, we always know when you do and it just dosen't set well.<br /><br />In case any of you need any last minute suggestions or ideas, I am offering my services.<br /><br />I would hate to see y'all...
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    Things to Know

    1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair <br /><br /> 2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish <br /><br /> 3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes <br /><br /> 4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair <br /><br /> 5. Elmer's Glue - paint on...
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    New Words

    Some new words for you to learn.<br />BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a<br />deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.<br /><br />SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps<br />on everything, and then leaves.<br /><br...
  15. LadyFish

    Bridle-Rig a Squid

    For my saltwater fishing friends.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Here's instructions and diagrams.
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    A Little Irish Humor

    SBN, I hope you haven't already posted these.<br /><br />Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over<br />by a train His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and<br />bruised and he's walking with a limp.<br /><br />"What happened to you?" asks...
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    Has Anyone Ever Served on City Council ?

    I have recently been approached to run for City Council. I'm already a very busy person, both socially and with work. Does anyone here have experience serving? If so, I have a few questions:<br /><br />1. Was your experience a negative one, if so, why?<br /><br />2. Were you really able to make...
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    A Good Lesson (funny)

    While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.<br /><br />"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
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    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50 F (10 C)<br />Californians shiver uncontrollably.<br />Canadians plant gardens.<br /><br />35 F (1.6 C)<br />Italian Cars won't start.<br />Canadians drive with the windows down.<br /><br />32 F (0 C)<br />American water freezes.<br />Canadian water gets thicker.<br /><br />0 F (-17.9 C)<br...
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    What famous leader are you?

    You might be surprised at the results, I know I was.<br /><br /> Take the test
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