bad luck?

sschefer

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Re: bad luck?

Unless you are an honorable Shellback(such as I)who has been PROPERLY initiated to the "Order of the Deep" and have stood before him and his court at sea to answer to the grievous charges associated with being nothing but a landlubbing, scallywagging pollywog...King Neptune and Davey Jones are never pleased when christened names are changed.

Soooo...

As such, I will offer my services free of charge, oh...but there IS the little matter of travel/food/lodging of course!


Let me know!

When did you cross, my first time was in 80 on the USS Juneau LPD-10. Second time was 91 on the USS Mars. Did 9 WestPac cruises but only crossed the equator twice.
 

smokeonthewater

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Re: bad luck?

From the song: "Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky!" I always thought it was in reference to the song. My bad for being wrong. The thought was still way funny and ironic. :D

you got me to google it:

The song was a true story about someone in the audience firing a flare gun into the ceiling and burning down the casino they were in hence the fire in the sky.
was the album title superstition maybe?
 

americaneagler77

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Re: bad luck?

no such thing as bad luck, no stupid curse, no name changing ceremony, there no boat god, or any god at all for that matter. change the name and move on with life, its bad luck if you dont send me a cold beer now that i gave you such valuable info. ;)
 

Oshkosh1

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Re: bad luck?

When did you cross, my first time was in 80 on the USS Juneau LPD-10. Second time was 91 on the USS Mars. Did 9 WestPac cruises but only crossed the equator twice.

86 WesPac on the Connie. Then again in 88, 90, 93, 97.

Nothing like being beaten by a saltwater soaked firehose(shalalee) at 4:30 in the AM:eek: while yelling for flipper and having "yoke" set on your backside!:D Ahhhh...the good ole days!lol!
 

Fireman431

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Re: bad luck?

You guys and all your crazy methods for removing decals and vinyl have never used what the pro's use. It's called a decal eraser. They're a round rubber disk about 1/2" thick with a drill mandrel on it. Chuck it up in a drill motor and start erasing those decals right off. The spent rubber is easily swept up too. I get mine at my local automotive paint store.

:confused:....uuhhh...check post #10.....
 

2ndtry

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Re: bad luck?

Its quite simple actually, just follow these instructions and you should be fine: (Not mine, found it online :))

Do not under any circumstances carry aboard any item bearing your boat?s new name until the purging and renaming ceremonies have been completed!

Once you are certain every reference to her old name has been removed from her, all that is left to do is to prepare a metal tag with the old name written on it in water-soluble ink. You will also need a bottle of reasonably good Champagne. Plain old sparkling wine won?t cut it. Since this is an auspicious occasion, it is a good time to invite your friends to witness and to party. Begin by invoking the name of the ruler of the deep as follows:

Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to expunge for all time from your records and recollection the name (here insert the old name of your vessel) which has ceased to be an entity in your kingdom. As proof thereof, we submit this ingot bearing her name to be corrupted through your powers and forever be purged from the sea. (At this point, the prepared metal tag is dropped from the bow of the boat into the sea.)

In grateful acknowledgment of your munificence and dispensation, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. Pour at least half of the bottle of Champagne into the sea from East to West. The remainder may be passed among your guests.

It is usual for the renaming ceremony to be conducted immediately following the purging ceremony, although it may be done at any time after the purging ceremony. For this portion of the proceedings, you will need more Champagne, Much more because you have a few more gods to appease.Begin the renaming by again calling Poseidon as follows:

Oh mighty and great ruler of the seas and oceans, to whom all ships and we who venture upon your vast domain are required to pay homage, implore you in your graciousness to take unto your records and recollection this worthy vessel hereafter and for all time known as (Here insert the new name you have chosen), guarding her with your mighty arm and trident and ensuring her of safe and rapid passage throughout her journeys within your realm.

In appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and in honor of your greatness, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. (At this point, one bottle of Champagne, less one glass for the master and one glass for the mate are poured into the sea from West to East.)

The next step in the renaming ceremony is to appease the gods of the winds. This will assure you of fair winds and smooth seas. Because the four winds are brothers, it is permissible to invoke them all at the same time, however, during the ceremony; you must address each by name. Begin in this manner:

Oh mighty rulers of the winds, through whose power our frail vessels traverse the wild and faceless deep, we implore you to grant this worthy vessel (Insert your boat?s new name) the benefits and pleasures of your bounty, ensuring us of your gentle ministration according to our needs.(Facing north, pour a generous libation of Champagne into a Champagne flute and fling to the North as you intone:) Great Boreas, exalted ruler of the North Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your frigid breath.(Facing west, pour the same amount of Champagne and fling to the West while intoning:) Great Zephyrus, exalted ruler of the West Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your wild breath.(Facing east, repeat and fling to the East.) Great Eurus, exalted ruler of the East Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your mighty breath.

(Facing south, repeat, flinging to the South.) Great Notus, exalted ruler of the South Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your scalding breath.

Of course, any champagne remaining will be the beginnings of a suitable celebration in honor of the occasion.

Once the ceremony has been completed, you may bring aboard any and all items bearing the new name of your vessel. If you must schedule the painting of the new name on the transom before the ceremony, be sure the name is not revealed before the ceremony is finished. It may be covered with bunting or some other suitable material.
 

JoLin

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Re: bad luck?

2ndtry... you got it, dude!

To all you killjoys who advise the OP to 'just change the name and get on with it'... why would anyone advise him to forego a fun old tradition that involves cool readings, family, friends and decent alcohol?

Sheesh! :)
 

BTMCB

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Re: bad luck?

you dont think so?......change your screen name to sbl and start posting...lets see what happens !

Thanks.......now I have coffee all over my computer monitor and down the front of my shirt.......well played!
 
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