best fishing and boating jokes around!

[Av8nBill]

Re: best fishing and boating jokes around!

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Deez here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

Ya. Avery night I take deez here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the Cajun

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

 

[Daddypleo]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKvU69zS3Ic

I don't know of anyone who hasn't wanted to do this at least once.......LOL

 

[Av8nBill]

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Bubba was fishing one day when he had a heart attack and died. The next day Bubba?s wife, Sissy, placed the obituary in the Garland, Texas newpaper that read, ?Bubba done died!? The newspaper called Sissy and explained that she could add some details since the obituary could be 10 lines long. She corrected the ad and the next day it ran stating, ?Bubba done died! Boat for sale!?

 

[SS MAYFLOAT]

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Several of us at Grayson Lake in Kentucky at an iboats getogether were fishing. There was SBN, Gonfishn, and SS. Nothing was hitting any lure or bait. Then Gonfishn said he was hungry and was going to eat fish that night. So of all the things that he had in his tackle box, I surely wouldn't expect for him to have some sticks of TNT.

So he lights up a stick and tosses it out in the lake. BOOM! Up comes the fish. We gather them in and Gonfishn tosses out another stick with even more fish floating to the top.

Now with the loud bang of the TNT, it sure caught the attention of the Fish and Game Warden. He comes over and tells Gonfishin "You can't fish like that, its illegal" So what does Gonfishn do?

He lights up another stick of TNT and hands it to the warden and says "Are you going to shut up or are you going to fish?"

 

[jjacobs007]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKvU69zS3Ic

I don't know of anyone who hasn't wanted to do this at least once.......LOL

this was funny!

 

[tallcanadian]

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I hope this never happens to any boaters.....

 

[Daddypleo]

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SKINNY DIPPIN'
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmers decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn?t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

 

[Woodnaut]

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One morning after several hours of fishing, the husband returns with the boat to their fishing cottage and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ?Good morning, Ma?am. What are you doing??

?Reading a book,? she replies, (thinking to herself, ?Isn?t that obvious??)

?You?re in a restricted fishing area,? he informs her.

?I?m sorry officer, but I?m not fishing, I?m reading?.

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment, and for all I know you could start at any moment."

 

[jjacobs007]

Re: best fishing and boating jokes around!

One morning after several hours of fishing, the husband returns with the boat to their fishing cottage and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ?Good morning, Ma?am. What are you doing??

?Reading a book,? she replies, (thinking to herself, ?Isn?t that obvious??)

?You?re in a restricted fishing area,? he informs her.

?I?m sorry officer, but I?m not fishing, I?m reading?.

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment, and for all I know you could start at any moment."

so true,I once got a ticket because i didnt have a cold soda to give the game warden!

 

[jjacobs007]

Re: best fishing and boating jokes around!

SKINNY DIPPIN'
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmers decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn?t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

get out of the water!!!!