Bumper Stickers.

Ross J

Ross J

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Duck quacks don't echo!!!
 
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jrbpit1

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My favorite:<br />Jesus loves you everybody else thinks you're an a$$hole
 
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Ross J

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Fish should swim three times<br />1 - in the sea<br />2 - in butter<br />3 - in good white wine
 
Ross J

Ross J

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Jesus save me from your worshippers
 
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Pursuit2150

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Althought not boat related, and not on my bumper! "MY KID CAN BEAT UP YOU'R KID-THE HONOR STUDENT"<br />Every one have a GREAT NEWYEAR!!
 
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Here in Minnesota we have bumper sticker and matching T Shirt that says MY GOVERNOR CAN BEAT UP YOURS......<br /><br />You know Jesse.... :D
 
Ross J

Ross J

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"I don't like my Governer, can I bite her, like daddy does?"
 
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jimfishes

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My wife?---Sure!<br />My dog?----Maybe!<br />My gun?----Never!<br /><br /><br />I'll be sober in the morning---but you'll<br />still be ugly!<br /><br />----jim----
 
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skier

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I saw this on a Corvette. IXLR8<br /><br />I have this on the back of my truck and boat. Lead, Follow, never mind. Just get off the road/water and get out of my way.<br /><br />On my Mustang, I have. Why is it all cars on a Chevy lot have their hoods up as well as the Chevy's on the side of the road? Is this a normal think for Chevy?<br /><br />Sorry Chevy owners. I'm a Ford man. :)
 
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ebbtide176

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(ok, since this is back on top)<br />in high school i had:<br /><br />I FEEL GREAT!...and i don't kiss bad either<br /><br />now i have:<br /><br />Driver carries no cash - HE'S MARRIED!!<br /><br />on my office door:<br /><br />I don't look busy - Because I did it right the first time!<br /><br />men have feelings too - BUT WHO REALLY CARES?
 
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SeaRay245

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seen on that said a fishermen is one jerk waitin for another asked the guy if he thought fishermen wee jerks he said he was one and his wife put it on there
 
62_Kiwi

62_Kiwi

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"Real men don't read instructions..."<br /><br />
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araiha

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Horn broken...watch for finger.<br /><br />Support earth first, we'll log the other planets later!
 
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wetgluts

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How about:<br /><br /> "Real men weld naked!"<br /><br /> Wetgluts
 
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ebbtide176

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ok, wetglutz, for what its worth- i haven't even heard of that phrase, but its a doosy. there is no way in he-- i'd be near a welding outfit naked....<br />don't make me think about options including a woman...<br />i might digress :mad:
 
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