Re: Is this true?
I love drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels, and a case and a half of longnecks, and then get into my car and drive as fast as I possibly can.<br /><br />I never stop for traffic lights or stop signs!<br /><br />If someone is walking in the street, I run them over, their not suppose to walk in the street anyway!!<br /><br />And when the cops turn on them pretty red lights, well let me tell you, thats when the fun begins!<br /><br />Nothing better than a high speed chase at 3AM, but yet, them cops ain't never been able to catch me, seems they always chicken out, especially when I take the railroad tracks, you'd be suprised how much time you can save by taking the tracks!<br /><br />Ain't never been arested for DWI, DUI or whatever they call it these days, and they never will catch me, I'm just too good for them!<br /><br />And I ain't never had an accident...ever!<br /><br />I just don't see them either, but then again, its hard to tell if a car has damage when doing 105 MPH as you pass!<br /><br />I think this DWI, DUI thing is getting caried away, with all these groups like MADD and NAADTI or whatever, and all the rest, for who without, the above statement would be more the truth, than fiction!
