IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

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My cousants 4 year old kid was over today.<br /><br />I was playing around with her and she took a suction cut off the winndo and put it on my forhead. When I took the rubber suction cut off it left a big red O on my forhead.<br /><br />Its been about 45mins and it is still there. It has not gone back to normal at all :eek: <br /><br />I'm a worryed that I'll have to been seen out and about all day tomorow with a big red thing on my forhead. <br /><br />HELP><br /><br />How can I get it off?????? :confused: :(
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

Congratulations on your first hickey. :D
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

If I wear a hat it won't cover it. <br /><br />This friggen thing is waaaay below the hair line.<br /><br />What can I do to make it go away?
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

Paint it to look like a pair of lips. :D Better yet,how do you look in a bandana?
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

I'm a function waiter and I'll be working a huge wedding saterday night.<br /><br />The people are spending over 30 grand on the wedding.<br /><br />I can't bring them food looking like this!!!! :( <br /><br />Is their a doc on the house?<br /><br />ob,<br />I wish I was not on summer vacation from school, thats what I'd do it this happend during the school year ;) <br /><br />No. joke, I really need to make it go away.
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

Then your going to have to warm up to your mom or other significant female and secure the use of some of their face makeup.I'm sorry but this is just killing me. :D :D :D <br /><br />If everyone at the wedding knew about it you'd be the life of the party. :p <br /><br />How about a chef hat?
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

LOL,<br /><br />I guess this would be funny to anyone other then me. :) <br /><br /> How long does it really take for something like this to go away?
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

30 grand for a wedding? Who is it Pamela Lee?
 
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Ryan,<br /><br />Don't fret. There's not a thing in the world you can do about except cover it up.<br /><br />Go to bed, it may be better in the morning.
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

It'll probably be gone by Saturday.<br /><br />after the wedding :D
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

Ty rubbing crisco on your forehead.... Wont make it come off but youll really look funny then :D
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

Ryan...your stuck with a self inflicted hickey. Takes a while for it to go away. A little cosmetics from Mom may help cover it up but your stuck with it for a while.
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

How longs a while?<br /><br />And,<br />I'm not sure about the makeup. I'm the youngest one at work. The guys I work with are all about 35 going on 7. <br /><br />Its not so funny anymore. I'm starting to get really pissed with the whole thing. :mad:
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

Go to a tanning salon tomorrow and Sat morning if it's not gone by then. Two 20 minute sessions in a tranning bed should hide it good.
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

tanning, <br /><br />Thats not gonna happen.......I thought tanning was only for teenage girls anyway.
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

Well then, unless you can get a plastic surgeon to work on you tomorrow you're SOL.<br /><br />Better prepare some comebacks for when the guets and other waiters start giving you crap. :D
 

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Re: IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

You beat me to it Skinny.<br /><br />I was just going to suggest that he talk real nice to his neighbor to see if he would blast it off of there for him. :p
 
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