IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

[roscoe]

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Hats off to Skinnywater !!!!!!!!<br /><br />Wash it with some soap and nice warm water, not HOT water. Massage it a little, don't push hard, or rub it, just massage with finger tips.<br /><br />What doesn't go away by Saturday can be easily covered up with a <br />BIG BLACK SHARPIE MARKER!!!!!!!

 

[KennyKenCan]

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Hey Ryan,<br /><br />Have you thought of wearing a turbine?<br /><br />Kenny

 

[Bigfun]

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put the suction cup back on for the party and tou could hang your tip jar from it. Or attach a long hook to it and use it as a third hand. Heck if you shave your head you could stick enough on and maybe be able to wait the party by yourself.

 

[Carphunter]

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You could put the little red O's all over your body and say it was an Octopus attack. <br /><br />You seems like your pretty mad there Ryan, if I were you I would egg my neighbors house.

 

[LadyFish]

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Ryan, toothpoaste works. Rub toothpaste on it. I think the theory is that the mild abbrasive helps break down the blood vessels and spread them back where they belong.<br /><br />or,<br /><br />Push an ice cube on it to force the dead blood cells (that’s all a hickey is) back into your body. Then try that black-eye concealer bit, every Mom has some.<br /><br />Good luck!

 

[11 footer]

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Thank you lady fish, I new a women could help <br /><br />I called my aunt and she told me about the ice cube one. I'm doing that right now. It this does not work I'll move on to the toothpaste.<br /><br />We'll see.........

 

[chads15]

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Your best bet if all else fails. Is to just leave it be. Somtimes tring to fix it will only make it worse. Good luck.

 

[ehenry]

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Your best bet is to let a woman cover it up with makeup, Ryan. I've tried the tooth paste and ice cube trick years ago.....didn't work for me. Depending on how bad it is it generally takes 3-4 days for one to go away.

 

[ooootis]

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e.f. u had a suction cup stuck to your head also must be one of those movement things. HMMM u where not down to Alices Resterant where ya ???

 

[11 footer]

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Ice cube and tooth past did not do a dam thing, I may have to put on makeup thats a messed up thought.........

 

[gonfishn]

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Ryan..I'm laughing with you but your post is about the funniest thread we have had for a while..at your expense...If Monkwood was around he could put an off hex on ya...Someone took the tuban look...Look at this way with friends like us it may be on for a while...pu ta smiley face on it...

 

[snapperbait]

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Poor Ryan T. ....<br /><br />Ot15, Maybe it is a movement... Wait, Nahhh, it's almost 40 years too late.. But then again?...<br /><br />You can get anything you want at Alices Resturant... You can get anything you want at Alices Resturant.... Walk right in , it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad tracks... You can get anything you want at Alices Resturant.... <I'm singing>

 

[Bart Sr.]

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!SORRY RYAN!!!

 

[TexSkeeter150]

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You guys are killing me. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I would just wear shirt that says "ask me about the red dot on my forehead". I think you are out of luck. You might look a little more silly trying to cover it up. You might as well roll with it. Who know's, you just might be the hit of the wedding.

 

[Hooty]

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Rub maiden oil on it. Guaranteed to work.<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty

 

[bubbakat]

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Ryan Walk backwards they will never see it

 

[11 footer]

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Whats maiden oil, hooty?

 

[11 footer]

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Update,<br /><br />I'm about 65% sure that it is getting lighter.

 

[Bart Sr.]

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RYAN---My teenage daughter says to take a comb or the back side of the comb and rub gently to spread out the blood cells. Start in the middle and work out in every direction. She says there is no way to truly get rid of a "hickie" right away. Sorry but you are prolly going to have to cover it up with a little make up. Thats just how it goes in the world of hickies. Whether they are from boys or suction cups.

 

[RICKRICK1]

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Ryan---Just get someone to hit the same spot hard enough to cause a bruise and then tell everyone who asks that they ought to see the other guy.