IT WON'T COME OFF, HELP!!!!!!!

[DJ]

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Bart,<br /><br />I just have to ask you this. <br /><br />Doesn't it make you wonder why your daughter would be an expert in hickey removal?

 

[SoulWinner]

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Power washer You guys kill me

 

[11 footer]

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I'll try what barts daughter says.<br /><br />Bart.I'm a "teen" too, does she want my number ?<br /><br />It really is starting to get alittle better, not much.....but a little.

 

[11 footer]

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For who asked,<br /><br />The wedding tomorow is for 290 people, they are haveing center cut flymayon[spelling ] and a few other things on the plat too.<br /><br />We all wear white gloves at ALL times and change them every 65 mins.<br /><br />We also wear a full tux, and I'll have a big friggen red thing on my forhead the whole time .<br /><br />Cost of wedding........28,987 Some people really go all out, and to think that 50% of them are not marryed for more then 5 years.........

 

[denniz]

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Sounds like a great investment... Have you considered making that thing on your head a peace sign and telling everyone its a political statement? Or just say you got ring worm.... NO that prob. wont work if your serving food. Tell them its a eye that just hasnt formed yet. Actually I think the tip jar idea has been the best so far.

 

[boating brad]

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go see a plastic surgeon, he might be able to make it look like a zit.

 

[DJ]

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Ryan,<br /><br />That's "fillet mignon".

 

[Bart Sr.]

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djohns---That's "filet mignon."

 

[roscoe]

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Go catfish.<br />Bigfun wants to turn you into a coffemug rack.<br />djohns, the way you spell it, it sounds fr*nch. I like Ryan's spelling better.<br /><br />Yes officer, I put that envelope under that pile of garbage.<br /><br />Hey guys, "Is this another case of "blind Justice.""<br /><br />Oh no. Now I'm singing the pickle song......Motorcickle

 

[TexSkeeter150]

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Ryan T.,<br />We need a Saturday morning update on the red dot. We have to get this resolved because I can't handle laughing this hard this early in the morning. Seriously, we are all pulling for you. What have you decided to do about it?

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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OK Ryan, here is a page with all kinds of remedies to remove hickeys.<br /> Hickey removal <br /><br />Some real good reading.

 

[miloman]

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ya see its not only boating where we see funny comedy shows i agree with JB make up will do the trick it ll be funny but hey

 

[roscoe]

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I think we all need some pictures.

 

[snapperbait]

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Oh yeah, PICTURES!... Let me see, I wannt see!... <br /><br />Like twentyseven 8"X10" color glossy pictures, Roscoe?...

 

[roscoe]

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yep!

 

[denniz]

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Well TONIGHTS the night.... BIG WEDDING and a waiter with a big ring worm on his forehead..... HOWD it go?Were all waiting to hear!!!!Was it worth 30 grand? Did ya hit on her while the groom wasnt lookin? Did she like your HICKIE??????

 

[11 footer]

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Sorry to kill all your fun but.......it was gone by 11:00 yesterday morning. <br /><br />It was a there for a day and a half.<br />Wedding was fun, the two of them met at a dance class, so they really knew how to dance.<br /><br />Half the room danced for three hours ,<br /><br />Bride was one of the "hotter:" brides that we've had but I did not get to really talk to her much.<br /><br />Picts,<br />No thanks,

 

[Bart Sr.]

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Good to hear!!!!At least you made it through with a minimum of embarrassment.

 

[rogerwa]

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Hate to admit this.. but been there done that. I was a teenager with too much time on my hands. I was curious to see how hard I could get it to stick. I even wetted the suction cup. That purple 1" perfect circle was on my forehead for days. I was the laughing stock.. to this day, my family gets a howl over it..<br /><br />I also had a real bad hickey caused by a suction port in a hot tub. It was on my back for those that may have other thought. My mom thought I had been poked hard by something, she just didn't know what.

 

[jim phillips]

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rotflmao