Pencil-necked Nazi.

Skinnywater

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I went to the store earlier today, and I was in there for only about five minutes.<br />When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.<br />So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"<br />He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.<br />So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!<br />So I called him a stupid jerk. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then, he started writing a third ticket!<br />This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.<br />My truck was parked around the corner!<br /><br />I try to have a little fun each day. It's important!
 

SCO

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

Thats a good one! I am gullible though, it's not a true story is it?
 

magster65

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

First I laughed then I felt sorry for the poor sap... now I'm laughing again... now sorrow... I hope it wasn't a single mom or something.
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

That's pretty cold there Skinny.<br /><br />How would you feel if you were the reciptiant of those tickets.<br /><br />I know I would want to hunt you down and...<br /><br />Kenny
 

NathanY

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

That is freakin hilarious!!!! KUDOS to you Skinny! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

gonfishn

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

Sounds like something Neumans or OBJ would do..had to grab chair on that one....
 

Bellboy

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

Skinny, fess up, that's an old gag that I heard at least 15 years ago.<br /><br />For shame! :D Is still funny.<br /><br />Here's a site that I send to spammers when I reply to their e-mails (from a dummy mail box)<br /> http://amishrakefight.org/gfy <br /><br />Don't click on it if you're on the pious side or are offended by vile language (you've been warned so don't come sniveling to me later).<br /><br />Also, keep the volume down or off if anyone is nearby.<br />-ANT
 

bubbakat

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

Call out the swat team on skinny he's trying to start a riot :p :p
 

OBJ

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Re: Pencil-necked Nazi.

AWWWWW....c'mon gonfishin....how kin ya' say somethin like that about a fellow Ohioian. Say....where did ya' park your vehicle anyways??
 
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