Skinnywater
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- Joined
- Mar 7, 2002
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I went to the store earlier today, and I was in there for only about five minutes.<br />When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.<br />So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"<br />He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.<br />So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!<br />So I called him a stupid jerk. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then, he started writing a third ticket!<br />This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.<br />My truck was parked around the corner!<br /><br />I try to have a little fun each day. It's important!