Punch lines only please!

[cpj]

Give us a punch lines to jokes that you know would get zapped if the whole joke was posted.Just the punch line.<br />Mine: shhhhhhhhh buzards!

 

[coleman kayak1]

Re: Punch lines only please!

I can't come up with any right now.

 

[ZmOz]

Re: Punch lines only please!

...and that's why you don't tell zmoz he can handle just a few more drinks.

 

[Xcusme]

Re: Punch lines only please!

"neither one of those tatoos look like elvis, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.... <br /><br />or <br /><br />....the harder you slam them, the more English you get....

 

[cpj]

Re: Punch lines only please!

I built this bridge, but do you think that they call me Bob the bridge builder?But you .... one ....<br />(sorry, cant even finnish the punch line)

 

[Barbee Q]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Did you know that...(blanks).... are a living proof that...(blank)... used to (f..blank)... Buffalo? <br /><br /><br />You have to fill in the Blanks. .<br /><br />That would most definately get ZAP. ..<br /><br />But if you Blank in the Blanks I guess your Blanking in trouble. .

 

[lark2004]

Re: Punch lines only please!

yeah, there's a dead horse in your bed!

 

[KilroyJC]

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That's the door off the head of the oldest tuna boat in the fleet!

 

[TilliamWe]

Re: Punch lines only please!

"I said, I'd like to see her PUNT!"

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: Punch lines only please!

He said, he thinks he knows you.

 

[Tyme2fish]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Who called him a piccolo player?

 

[KaGee]

Re: Punch lines only please!

And that's why COUSINS shouldn't marry!

 

[ndemge]

Re: Punch lines only please!

...And that's how we know the world to be banana shapped.

 

[cpj]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by Tyme2fish:<br /> Who called him a piccolo player? <br /><br /><br />ROFLMAO

 

[Ralphy]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Please pass the salt.

 

[technostingray]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Yeah, and deep too.

 

[AK_Chappy]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Even my punchlines would get zapped!!<br /><br />AK Chappy

 

[cpj]

Re: Punch lines only please!

HA HA HA IM THE BUS DRIVER!

 

[CalicoKid]

Re: Punch lines only please!

LOL Techno, that's my all time favorite joke <br /><br />Mine: ...so the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes himself with it.

 

[Friz]

Re: Punch lines only please!

Hell no! We don't even get a cookie break!