Re: Punch lines only please! tuesday's your turn in the barrel..
C crab bait Captain Joined Feb 5, 2002 Messages 3,831 Nov 13, 2005 #41 Re: Punch lines only please! tuesday's your turn in the barrel..
C crab bait Captain Joined Feb 5, 2002 Messages 3,831 Nov 13, 2005 #42 Re: Punch lines only please! tuesday's your turn in the barrel..
AK_Chappy Lieutenant Joined May 25, 2003 Messages 1,357 Nov 13, 2005 #43 Re: Punch lines only please! Ok,,,,<br /><br /><br />Old Hermit to new neighbor:<br />Nobody else, just you and me<br /><br />AK Chappy
Re: Punch lines only please! Ok,,,,<br /><br /><br />Old Hermit to new neighbor:<br />Nobody else, just you and me<br /><br />AK Chappy
Bart Sr. Lieutenant Commander Joined Jul 26, 2002 Messages 1,603 Nov 13, 2005 #44 Re: Punch lines only please! "Put it back in the mud"
T technostingray Banned Joined Jun 1, 2005 Messages 4,666 Nov 13, 2005 #45 Re: Punch lines only please! The whole shovel full!
snapperbait Vice Admiral Joined Aug 20, 2002 Messages 5,754 Nov 13, 2005 #46 Re: Punch lines only please! Now he's President of the United States... <br /><br />>as snapper ducks for cover<
Re: Punch lines only please! Now he's President of the United States... <br /><br />>as snapper ducks for cover<
T technostingray Banned Joined Jun 1, 2005 Messages 4,666 Nov 13, 2005 #47 Re: Punch lines only please! Originally posted by snapperbait:<br /> Now he's President of the United States... <br /><br />>as snapper ducks for cover< Click to expand... No, no. Snapper only the punchline must not be offensive.
Re: Punch lines only please! Originally posted by snapperbait:<br /> Now he's President of the United States... <br /><br />>as snapper ducks for cover< Click to expand... No, no. Snapper only the punchline must not be offensive.
Bart Sr. Lieutenant Commander Joined Jul 26, 2002 Messages 1,603 Nov 13, 2005 #48 Re: Punch lines only please! A slaphappy jappy with a craphappy pappy.
A AzMeadMan Petty Officer 2nd Class Joined Sep 6, 2005 Messages 129 Nov 14, 2005 #49 Re: Punch lines only please! As soon as I got my breath back, I called him precious.
T technostingray Banned Joined Jun 1, 2005 Messages 4,666 Nov 14, 2005 #50 Re: Punch lines only please! All I said was, "how far is the Old Stump Inn?"
L Limited-Time Vice Admiral Joined Mar 30, 2005 Messages 5,820 Nov 14, 2005 #51 Re: Punch lines only please! Nun to priest: 20 dollars Father, same as it is down town!
L Limited-Time Vice Admiral Joined Mar 30, 2005 Messages 5,820 Nov 14, 2005 #52 Re: Punch lines only please! The fourth Nun in line says to the third Nun in line: Because I want to gargle with that water before you have to sit in it.
Re: Punch lines only please! The fourth Nun in line says to the third Nun in line: Because I want to gargle with that water before you have to sit in it.
L Limited-Time Vice Admiral Joined Mar 30, 2005 Messages 5,820 Nov 14, 2005 #53 Re: Punch lines only please! St. Peter says Youre the first Lawyer weve ever gotten.
L Limited-Time Vice Admiral Joined Mar 30, 2005 Messages 5,820 Nov 14, 2005 #54 Re: Punch lines only please! Receptionist says: Yes, thats Mary Jones, she's a pheasant plucker. Caller replies: Yes she is and she has a nice smile too.
Re: Punch lines only please! Receptionist says: Yes, thats Mary Jones, she's a pheasant plucker. Caller replies: Yes she is and she has a nice smile too.
L Limited-Time Vice Admiral Joined Mar 30, 2005 Messages 5,820 Nov 14, 2005 #55 Re: Punch lines only please! The Circus is full of cunning stunts!
K KilroyJC Petty Officer 1st Class Joined Jun 11, 2005 Messages 384 Nov 14, 2005 #56 Re: Punch lines only please! The rooster clucks defiant!
Tyme2fish Commander Joined Feb 19, 2002 Messages 2,481 Nov 14, 2005 #57 Re: Punch lines only please! I used to be a cowboy but now I think I'm a lesbian.<br /><br /><br />I've heard of that thar hindlick maneuver but never seen it done.
Re: Punch lines only please! I used to be a cowboy but now I think I'm a lesbian.<br /><br /><br />I've heard of that thar hindlick maneuver but never seen it done.
T tylerin Commander Joined Jul 25, 2003 Messages 2,368 Nov 14, 2005 #58 Re: Punch lines only please! Gomer Pyle said "Well SURPRISE! SURPRISE! that wasn't my finger"
T technostingray Banned Joined Jun 1, 2005 Messages 4,666 Nov 14, 2005 #59 Re: Punch lines only please! You can un-screw a lightbulb.
C crab bait Captain Joined Feb 5, 2002 Messages 3,831 Nov 14, 2005 #60 Re: Punch lines only please! they go downstairs an suck down a couple cold ones..