Punch lines only please!

AK_Chappy

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Ok,,,,<br /><br /><br />Old Hermit to new neighbor:<br />Nobody else, just you and me<br /><br />AK Chappy
 

snapperbait

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Now he's President of the United States... :p <br /><br />>as snapper ducks for cover<
 
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Re: Punch lines only please!

Originally posted by snapperbait:<br /> Now he's President of the United States... :p <br /><br />>as snapper ducks for cover<
No, no. Snapper only the punchline must not be offensive.
 

Bart Sr.

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Re: Punch lines only please!

A slaphappy jappy with a craphappy pappy.
 

AzMeadMan

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As soon as I got my breath back, I called him precious.
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Punch lines only please!

The fourth Nun in line says to the third Nun in line: Because I want to gargle with that water before you have to sit in it.
 

Limited-Time

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Receptionist says: Yes, that’s Mary Jones, she's a pheasant plucker. Caller replies: Yes she is and she has a nice smile too.
 

Tyme2fish

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Re: Punch lines only please!

I used to be a cowboy but now I think I'm a lesbian.<br /><br /><br />I've heard of that thar hindlick maneuver but never seen it done.
 

tylerin

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Re: Punch lines only please!

Gomer Pyle said "Well SURPRISE! SURPRISE! that wasn't my finger" :)
 
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